New Chapter

Do you know why I believe in God? Yesterday was D-Day for our family. My dad got married. When I went to pick up my sister, my daughter locked the keys in the trunk and the doors were locked aswell, I don't have a spare people!! I was thinking someone somewhere really had a sick sense of humor, until I realized it would have been better for me to stay home and some higher power was warning me. Well I am not sure if I told you people this but my dad was a recovering alcoholic and when he met precious began to drink again. He did stop about 6 months ago, but when we got up to his house yesterday he was drunk and slurring his words. Then his now shitbag wife promised that if our kids were in the wedding she would pay for their outfits, note to self, you can't trust the fucking devil. So I, being the least trusting of my sister and I choose to get my own kids clothes, so we wouldn't have pie in the face when there weren't clothes there on the day of the wedding. My sister says I am paranoid, I say, I plan ahead. Well she choose to trust the bitch and we get there and there was a shirt waiting, but gee whiz it was 6 sizes too small (NO JOKE)(this after calling me 4 times to ask the size). I ended up having to take my panicked sister to a store so her son wouldn't go nekkid. Now she says to me since you are going out you can pick up your dad's suit. What the fuck do I look like a fricken gopher? I am pissed but don't want to cause a major scene on her day. I go, like the good lil dog I am. We get out to the wedding site and some lady is handing out flowers with names on them, my sister gets hers and all of the kids then she is rummaging thru the 7 or so that were left and again she looks panicked (I can read her mind) and I said, "fuck it if they didn't make me one I won't wear one" My poor sister looks close to tears and I am just flippant because I knew that bitch would use today to further alienate me from my dad (wasn't too far to go) Then another woman pushes her way thru the crowd saying "I DID NOT FORGET ANYONE" looking down her nose at me, I say "well then lady where is mine? " she didn't know so they all scrambled to make me one from the left overs....you are thinking it has to be over soon right.........HAHAHAHAHAHAHA not on your life people...so we stumble thru the wedding and I get told because I didn't choose to do the locomotion (like a drunk idiot, making a fool outta myself) I was an asshole by my dad infront of my kids, and there is my hero, my 11 year old son said "my momma ain't the asshole here"....oh I forgot about the table decor...everyone in the family got a cutsie lil bag with some shit in them and on the bag everyone had a nice name on them in marker or colored pencil. I get to mine...you know it people.... black ball point pen. I was happy when I saw that in the bag there were mints, this meaning someone else thought the whole thing STUNK!!! The blushing bride got a nose bleed as well as my dad...gee I wonder what the odds of that would be... That is my story...I am starting a new chapter in my life and my daddy if someone should ask died a long time ago and his mourning has been severe....peace out..............