Happy Hollow-weinie

Moving Tomorrow

Well people we are moving tomorrow...so I am disconnecting this computer tonite...shocker!! We have done a lot and I am excited to finally be almost done. I have another big test in Anthropology tomorrow so wish me luck. I was the president of my FFA chapter way back when I should be able to remember some Agricultural things...that is what this test is on...but like 10000 years ago...lmfao. Anyways you peeps won't see me here for a few days so you know what I am doing...again say a prayer for me and my testy tomorrow!! Ta-Ta

Asian Beetles Taste Really Bad

I use to think ladybugs were cute...I would buy things like crafty stuff for my walls well NOT ANYMORE...up here in Minnesota, we have been infiltrated with Asian Beetles, they look like lady bugs but aren't and they are nasty lil buggers. They hibernate and come out in the fall full force, they smell and they bite...lil bastards. Last night I am getting ready for bed and have one last sip of my Dr Pepper (my FAVORITE) and i feel something that I know shouldn't be in my mouth but I don't know what it is so I start gagging and spit the mouthful of pop out (all over my desk....eg: homework) and my mouth is burning and tastes really bad and I am going what the hell thinking something musta been in it from the packaging place...there at the bottom flipped on its back trying to flip over is a bettle...I really lost my cookies...for 1 I don't like bugs...tolerate yes eat NO, for 2 I don't like weird shit in my mouth NO NO NO...Needless to say I run to the bathroom toss my wonderful pot roast that I had earlier and try and try to get the taste of that beetle outta my mouth to no avail...I swear...in my world when it rains it fucking pours...when GOd was handing out fallibility awards I was first in line waving my arms screaming pick me, pick me like it was a effin lottery or something ....booowhoo...
booowhoo and for future reference if you are hankering to try a lil bitty Asian beetle cause you might think they looky tasty...pass they taste like shit!

Messed Up Movies

Okay I just had to share. I watched a really whacked movie the other day
this movie will blow your mind>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>




Now that I thought of that one here is another one...if you are into that kind of thing.
This movie here is seriously messed up!










Okay and last but not least here is my final TO WHACKED TO WATCH ALONE film....



And for the love of Job please no squealing like a pig.............





I am by no means a film critic but these movies are simply FUBAR (fucked up beyond all repair)
Watch these and I guarantee you won't be driving on a road in the middle of Virginia or Arkansas at night ALONE.... EVER....

Yuppers, this is what I did this weekend. I am not sure when I signed up for this whole Steve thing that it was included that he would get a free pack mule. But hey that's exactly what he got...or demanded which ever don't matter!...I ended up packing up and moving by myself needless to say My daughter and son's room this weekend.
We had dug some holes and cemented in poles for Travis to be able to poo in his own lil area and when I got to the new house on Saturday, the neighbor (haven't even met this guy yet) had uprooted them and said that we had put them on his property (which we hadn't)...the lady I am buying the house from told me to call the police (does a person really want to start off a neighbor relationship that way?) So he comes over and starts chewing me a new ass (which I am thinking mine is already big enough thank you very much) and then I am really really really pissed, but the dude was doing it in front of my 7 year old and scaring her so I decided to bow down and leave. Steve goes there the next day and neighbor guy is out there and they have this pleasant conversation and yada yada yada...now me super super pissed, cuz the neighbor then lied saying that he didn't yell at me and that it was an 'accident' bout the posts yada yada yada...NEVER SEND A MAN TO DO A WOMAN'S JOB!!! So anyways to make a long story really short...the city guy is coming today and I hope neighbor guy is outside when he does...
I woke up this morning and I am really not feeling well, Gee I wonder how that could happen seeing as Steve is still sick and hasn't gone to the doctor and this dude in my Ethnics class always sneezes on the back of my head (YEAH GROSSSSSSSSSS) um and oh yeah has anyone ever heard of an EFFIN Kleenex? Apparently not!
Both the kiddies were late for school, which automatically puts me in a bad mood...oh Happy MONDAY....

Pretty boring around here...My son is spending the night at a friends house and goes to his dads for the weekend. I have a paper I need to start writing but I need to pack some things...we are suppose to be in the new house on Friday...how that is going to happy I will never know. Steve hasn't packed a box, but my kiddies last nite did their own rooms which was STUPENDOUS!! I figure if I can kick it in the ass today and the rest of this weekend...I should have only a few worries left, which would be nice INDEED! So everyone have a supercalifragiclisticexpialodosious weekend....
Post Script: I did find a part time job which I start next week...let's see if Stretch Armstrong can stretch herself any thinner...they did come up with that doll for a reason you know...From now on I want to be addressed as Linda Carter, AKA: SUPERWOMAN, AKA: MIKEL, AKA: ME!!!!

Bad Hair Day

Monkey DON'T do............ Note to self: When you are feeling loathing towards another human, mainly your husband...DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT, let him near your hair with hair dye.....boowhoo
boowhoo...needless to say I will have to dye my hair again this weekend because well my hair turned out almost black....lmfao not my nor steve's fault...(although I wanna blame him really really bad) The box said dark brown (which is my hair color) but when I started putting it on it was turning purple (NOT A GOOD SIGN) and after oh 10 minnie or so started burning my melon...so I start rinsing it out and it is black...I get the "OH MY GOD" I hate that and you just look really bad in that color....Thanks hubby for the support....Another note to self...when Stevie Poo is sleeping gonna whack his last remaining hair and tell him how SESY he looks...I have learned also in this relationship never ever to ask if I look fat in a certain item...he will just confirm my initial thought and say, "Yeah, I you do".
I shouldn't complain I am not going to do anything about it at this time but it sure makes me feel better....sigh....what a vicious cycle people....If I had one ounce of wisdom to pass on to anyone that gave a shit I would say LIFE IS TOO SHORT to put up with this kind of bullshit...but then I would also be a hypocrite because here I sit...Monkey see Monkey DON"T do..........

DoDoDooooooooooooo

Okay if you hadn't figured this out, I am having some HUGE issues here...My family has mistaken me for...yes that's right....SUPERWOMAN....
I was informed last nite that I have to start prioritizing my life....that is because I am getting no help and nothing is getting done around here unless I DO IT...and Steve this person that I should have RAN FAR away from 10 years ago, says it should be in this order....
1.)God
2.)kids
3.) Family (him I assume)
4.)Self
5.)homework (school)
Okay people do you notice anything really strange about this line-up??
FUcking ASSHOLE...yes I said it and I will continue to say it!!
We live in a farming community and we were driving by the "harvesting" the other day and STEVE good ol Steve says...."Look there is a corn tractor" what in the EFF is a corn tractor??? I correct him by saying gee Steve that is a COMBINE....he wasn't pleased......who cares?? My wonderful husband also says I don't contribute enough to this household (financially) so wants me to find a job in between everything else....what in the HELL??
I should give everyone a little history on Steve and Mikel...sittin in a tree....NOT k*i*s*s*i*n*g....first comes baby, then comes marriage, then comes love in this marriage....
What I didn't know was Steve has some serious ass issues...and therefore when we got married I then developed these serious ass issues...
He drinks (well not for 2 years...keep your fingers crossed) he is a religious nutball (yes a bible thumper) he has some whacked out ideas about what the "woman's" role is in a marriage...and when it comes to fight or flight he flies...yes he does...not stick around and fight for something hell no...clean out the bank account and leave everything and everyone like they don't exsist. I think he is lazy...but he does work 2 jobs...which apparently entitles him to do NOTHING else when he is done....HOLD UP... THE WORLD STOPS WHEN STEVE DOES....give me a fucking break....
2 summers ago Steve and I were going through divorce proceedings...almost made it too dammit...2 weeks before it was going to be final (me being FREE) we decided...yes lets try this vicious cycle one more time....for the kids....excuse me people the kids can see what is happening here..............AND NO IT ISN"T PMS....that is what he says when I get a lil pissed....never ever could be something inside of me needing to get out.....NOOOOO it is someone or something else's' fault.....one more example before I am off to start my day................I asked Steve what he had sacrificed in this marriage to be with me and to be a family....after quite a few minutes he says you know I just gave you my hamburger and that was a sacrifice to me............HELLO...............

It seems like it would be Friday, since I didn't get a damn thing done this weekend. I take that back I got some things moved to the new house, but I have TONS of homework to catch up on and I didn't get it done. WTF...no one in my family likes chance and with me in college it it causing major rock blocks all over our lives. My mother is unrelenting, says I am trying to faze her outta my life, my sister says basically the same, and then there are the kiddies I spawned, they don't complain too much cuz they live with me and know it would be better to keep that to themselves. Steve now that is a whole different story. He is still sick mind you and 33 years old, I can't force him to go to the doctor, he is worse than one of the kids that way. What the hell do I have to be everyone's MOTHER???

T.G.I.F.

That's right thank you lord!...This weekend I gots to pack more...write another paper...and do more and more homework. But this is the first weekend in months that my husband doesn't work, so I feel torn...My son's last football game is tomorrow....HOORAHHHH...sick of freezen my ass on them der bleachers....burr...what am I gonna do when it is artic cold here? cry and freeze my tears to my cheeks? well nothing new in my world so all I have to say is have a nice weekend and be bad...be very bad...te he te he te he

Oh Glorious Mid-Terms

Hello people...it is HUMP day and yet again I ain't humping...so not fair...I have realized that I need to spend less time on this damn puter and more time studying...Retarded to say the least...how and the hell do people do this ALL THE TIME?? To say I am struggling is an understatement. But I am always hard on my self so it could be I am just fine and being a big puss about this whole college thing. Here is the run down on my tests if anyone gives a rats ass
Intro to Film-A
English Comp A and B
Antropology F (but have gotten all the quizes and papers in with full credits)
FYE- dunno
Ethnics- Mid-term today (feelin sick bout that one too)
Intro to Law A
My only excuse is that sometimes I like the smell of PineSol....lmfao I am kidding people...I don't know what happened with the Anthropology...(it is my minor) OUCHIE MOMMA...
Now again would be a good time for group prayer....take a moment now for me...please!!

Playing with the Blog

Been messin with the Blog.
Took some stuff out.
Left some stuff alone.
That is my Hi-coo.

I love this picture...if you look quickly at it, it resembles a black vortex of some kind...but if you stop and look a little longer you will notice that it is actually thousands of angels....AWESOME...
I finished my paper at about 1 am... WOOOHOOOO!! Next week is mid-terms....another WOOOWHOOO..this semester is almost half over...Today is my sisters birthday, she is 32...hehehehe...she will always be older and shorter than me...I promised her a cake, she wanted chocolate but I kept messing with her and told her I was going to make angel food, so now she was all excited for the angel food and I am making her devil's food...I am such a bitch!! I am generally a nice person, but I have an evil streak a mile long and sometimes I just gotta do it!! Then I feel so much better! Okay going back to bed...see ewes real soon

Sucker Tattoo on My Forehead

That would be me...I will now have to eat crow also because yesterday I spent all day at the Mall of America. I now believe in HELL!! The Mall of America with 2 lil kids and my mother...there really is no good in this world...boo whoo boo whoo...now remember in my last post I told you I don't shop? Well I don't but both of my kids love to shop (must get it from their dads) So they were in lil piggy heaven. Mom oh mom I need this MOM OMG I so need that, this from my SON people. He is worse than a girl to shop with. I swear he caters way too much to his feminine side. So my feet still hurt and I am still in a bad mood all from yesterday....grrrrr. Whom ever invented malls needs to be shot!! I am trying to write a paper that is due Wednesday and I am having a mental block (this is nothing new). I found out I got an F on my Anthropology test...ouch....but an A on my Intro to law...see no happy medium in my world...I will just have to study harder for the Anthropology. My theory is that I have an aptitude for law because my family are all criminals so I am use to it...for really....cherrio..........

Money Money Money

A while back I was talking about vices and I 'forgot' to mention just one itty bitty tiny one: Money. Money is the bane of my existence. We generally never have any for one, and when we actually do get some , it is gone like magic. Here one second *POOF* gone the next. My husband says we will never get it...I say we will, because we already are. I for one don't like money and seem more happy when it is gone. I think that is growing up poor, I have more resources to get by than Steve does. He just thinks that I have a spending problem, I don't know how I can, I don't go SHOPPING people!! Yes you heard me I don't walk malls or any of that, so I am not sure how I am the one spending it...go figure...When I shop that means groceries or what I can find at a garage sale...I dunno, hell maybe it is me...I say our bills are more than what we make and that is why we are broke...you don't have to be Einstein to have figured that one out. On the other hand we do own a car that we can't afford, but I really do need it to go to school...see the vicious cycle here? It is funny though I feel rich! I have a house over my head, clothes and shoes on my feet, I have 2 beautiful children that are healthy, I am able to have pets, what more is there???

Bats, Bats, and Yes More Bats

The bats that have resided in the walls of my house for about 80 plus years are 'nesting'. I tried to sleep last nite but apparently one of the nest sites is directly over my head. Yeah real nice. Funny story about bats though, my sister lived out in the country in this run down farm house. She had 3 dogs and 4 cats, well the cats loved to snuggle with her in the morning and one morning one of the cats was feelin super snuggly and my sister is rubbing her face on it and all that and noticed that the cat's hair was a lil more prickly than usual and she opens her eyes and BAM she is snugglin a stinkin bat....Everytime I think of that story I laugh my ass off...I just can't imagine...too damn funny. My sister and I are Irish twins...she is 11 months older than me and also 11 inches shorter....no shit! My sister is short and I am tall hell I am the tallest in my whole family, aunts and uncles and grandparents included. I have one cousin that is close but not by much. I tend to pick on the midget so the bat story is one of my all time favorites. When I get my printer/scanner working I will post a picture of her and I...most people can't tell we are sisters even though we have the same coloring and all that jazz...go figure.
I started packing yesterday...I pick up the key today...because we are going to move a lil a day until we are done and hopefully we won't get too stressed out! Well need to get to class so have a nice day!

No title today I couldn't think of something snappy, so screw it. I found a funny picture though...you gotta feel for this guy! Well I spoke too soon about my printer, it is possessed (like everything else in my life) It was hooked up yesterday and actually printed something, then I wanted to print something else and everything I had done disappeared *POOF*. Now it won't load, it won't print, it won't do a damn thing...boy kinda sounds like my husband...So I was unable to do my homework last nite and thus need to go to the library today (like I have nothing better to do). At the library here I have to pay 20 cents a page...now sigh and call me a tight ass...add it up if I need 100 copies that is 20 bucks...fucking tight ass Germans. I have to start packing, if I don't start now I will still be living here in November and that isn't going to happen...I am moving a whole 3 blocks from where I live now...those are the worst kinds of moves...once I had to move from a house, to the house across the street...that sucked! Well my day has started and I am still in my jammies...I need to kick it in to warp speed Scottie....

Wonder Why They Call it Hump-Day?

I am not humping...so why call it that? Well kiddies I have had a super busy week and this is the first time that I have been able to write since the last blog...really!! Yeah well I had all them there tests and that shot-gun weddin and found out we were movin...yup uh huh...So now on top of everything else I have to start packing and be moved by Nov 1st. I am excited though because we are going to try renting it for about 4 months then buy....woooohoooo, i will actually be able to paint again. This new house will be a tad bigger than what we have and the same rent so that ain't bad. Plus it is BAT FREE!!!!!! YEs I don't need to listen to them M****r Effers and be told that they aren't really bats it is a rodent or bug. My ass....anyways moving right along. I do find out how I did on some of my tests today...that has made me a lil nervous. I bought a new printer, my old one was actin like it didn't like the taste of the paper. Out with the old, in with the new. SO I spent over 4 hours trying to load the thing (the old one left behind some garbage I couldn't get off the hard drive) So persistance does pay people!!!! I was just about to beat it senseless until my Sherlock skills kicked in and I found A master clue to decode the puzzle. sigh me so happy!!

New Chapter

Do you know why I believe in God? Yesterday was D-Day for our family. My dad got married. When I went to pick up my sister, my daughter locked the keys in the trunk and the doors were locked aswell, I don't have a spare people!! I was thinking someone somewhere really had a sick sense of humor, until I realized it would have been better for me to stay home and some higher power was warning me. Well I am not sure if I told you people this but my dad was a recovering alcoholic and when he met precious began to drink again. He did stop about 6 months ago, but when we got up to his house yesterday he was drunk and slurring his words. Then his now shitbag wife promised that if our kids were in the wedding she would pay for their outfits, note to self, you can't trust the fucking devil. So I, being the least trusting of my sister and I choose to get my own kids clothes, so we wouldn't have pie in the face when there weren't clothes there on the day of the wedding. My sister says I am paranoid, I say, I plan ahead. Well she choose to trust the bitch and we get there and there was a shirt waiting, but gee whiz it was 6 sizes too small (NO JOKE)(this after calling me 4 times to ask the size). I ended up having to take my panicked sister to a store so her son wouldn't go nekkid. Now she says to me since you are going out you can pick up your dad's suit. What the fuck do I look like a fricken gopher? I am pissed but don't want to cause a major scene on her day. I go, like the good lil dog I am. We get out to the wedding site and some lady is handing out flowers with names on them, my sister gets hers and all of the kids then she is rummaging thru the 7 or so that were left and again she looks panicked (I can read her mind) and I said, "fuck it if they didn't make me one I won't wear one" My poor sister looks close to tears and I am just flippant because I knew that bitch would use today to further alienate me from my dad (wasn't too far to go) Then another woman pushes her way thru the crowd saying "I DID NOT FORGET ANYONE" looking down her nose at me, I say "well then lady where is mine? " she didn't know so they all scrambled to make me one from the left overs....you are thinking it has to be over soon right.........HAHAHAHAHAHAHA not on your life people...so we stumble thru the wedding and I get told because I didn't choose to do the locomotion (like a drunk idiot, making a fool outta myself) I was an asshole by my dad infront of my kids, and there is my hero, my 11 year old son said "my momma ain't the asshole here"....oh I forgot about the table decor...everyone in the family got a cutsie lil bag with some shit in them and on the bag everyone had a nice name on them in marker or colored pencil. I get to mine...you know it people.... black ball point pen. I was happy when I saw that in the bag there were mints, this meaning someone else thought the whole thing STUNK!!! The blushing bride got a nose bleed as well as my dad...gee I wonder what the odds of that would be... That is my story...I am starting a new chapter in my life and my daddy if someone should ask died a long time ago and his mourning has been severe....peace out..............