I love this picture...if you look quickly at it, it resembles a black vortex of some kind...but if you stop and look a little longer you will notice that it is actually thousands of angels....AWESOME...
I finished my paper at about 1 am... WOOOHOOOO!! Next week is mid-terms....another WOOOWHOOO..this semester is almost half over...Today is my sisters birthday, she is 32...hehehehe...she will always be older and shorter than me...I promised her a cake, she wanted chocolate but I kept messing with her and told her I was going to make angel food, so now she was all excited for the angel food and I am making her devil's food...I am such a bitch!! I am generally a nice person, but I have an evil streak a mile long and sometimes I just gotta do it!! Then I feel so much better! Okay going back to bed...see ewes real soon

Sucker Tattoo on My Forehead

That would be me...I will now have to eat crow also because yesterday I spent all day at the Mall of America. I now believe in HELL!! The Mall of America with 2 lil kids and my mother...there really is no good in this world...boo whoo boo whoo...now remember in my last post I told you I don't shop? Well I don't but both of my kids love to shop (must get it from their dads) So they were in lil piggy heaven. Mom oh mom I need this MOM OMG I so need that, this from my SON people. He is worse than a girl to shop with. I swear he caters way too much to his feminine side. So my feet still hurt and I am still in a bad mood all from yesterday....grrrrr. Whom ever invented malls needs to be shot!! I am trying to write a paper that is due Wednesday and I am having a mental block (this is nothing new). I found out I got an F on my Anthropology test...ouch....but an A on my Intro to law...see no happy medium in my world...I will just have to study harder for the Anthropology. My theory is that I have an aptitude for law because my family are all criminals so I am use to it...for really....cherrio..........

Money Money Money

A while back I was talking about vices and I 'forgot' to mention just one itty bitty tiny one: Money. Money is the bane of my existence. We generally never have any for one, and when we actually do get some , it is gone like magic. Here one second *POOF* gone the next. My husband says we will never get it...I say we will, because we already are. I for one don't like money and seem more happy when it is gone. I think that is growing up poor, I have more resources to get by than Steve does. He just thinks that I have a spending problem, I don't know how I can, I don't go SHOPPING people!! Yes you heard me I don't walk malls or any of that, so I am not sure how I am the one spending it...go figure...When I shop that means groceries or what I can find at a garage sale...I dunno, hell maybe it is me...I say our bills are more than what we make and that is why we are broke...you don't have to be Einstein to have figured that one out. On the other hand we do own a car that we can't afford, but I really do need it to go to school...see the vicious cycle here? It is funny though I feel rich! I have a house over my head, clothes and shoes on my feet, I have 2 beautiful children that are healthy, I am able to have pets, what more is there???

Bats, Bats, and Yes More Bats

The bats that have resided in the walls of my house for about 80 plus years are 'nesting'. I tried to sleep last nite but apparently one of the nest sites is directly over my head. Yeah real nice. Funny story about bats though, my sister lived out in the country in this run down farm house. She had 3 dogs and 4 cats, well the cats loved to snuggle with her in the morning and one morning one of the cats was feelin super snuggly and my sister is rubbing her face on it and all that and noticed that the cat's hair was a lil more prickly than usual and she opens her eyes and BAM she is snugglin a stinkin bat....Everytime I think of that story I laugh my ass off...I just can't imagine...too damn funny. My sister and I are Irish twins...she is 11 months older than me and also 11 inches shorter....no shit! My sister is short and I am tall hell I am the tallest in my whole family, aunts and uncles and grandparents included. I have one cousin that is close but not by much. I tend to pick on the midget so the bat story is one of my all time favorites. When I get my printer/scanner working I will post a picture of her and I...most people can't tell we are sisters even though we have the same coloring and all that jazz...go figure.
I started packing yesterday...I pick up the key today...because we are going to move a lil a day until we are done and hopefully we won't get too stressed out! Well need to get to class so have a nice day!

No title today I couldn't think of something snappy, so screw it. I found a funny picture though...you gotta feel for this guy! Well I spoke too soon about my printer, it is possessed (like everything else in my life) It was hooked up yesterday and actually printed something, then I wanted to print something else and everything I had done disappeared *POOF*. Now it won't load, it won't print, it won't do a damn thing...boy kinda sounds like my husband...So I was unable to do my homework last nite and thus need to go to the library today (like I have nothing better to do). At the library here I have to pay 20 cents a page...now sigh and call me a tight ass...add it up if I need 100 copies that is 20 bucks...fucking tight ass Germans. I have to start packing, if I don't start now I will still be living here in November and that isn't going to happen...I am moving a whole 3 blocks from where I live now...those are the worst kinds of moves...once I had to move from a house, to the house across the street...that sucked! Well my day has started and I am still in my jammies...I need to kick it in to warp speed Scottie....

Wonder Why They Call it Hump-Day?

I am not humping...so why call it that? Well kiddies I have had a super busy week and this is the first time that I have been able to write since the last blog...really!! Yeah well I had all them there tests and that shot-gun weddin and found out we were movin...yup uh huh...So now on top of everything else I have to start packing and be moved by Nov 1st. I am excited though because we are going to try renting it for about 4 months then buy....woooohoooo, i will actually be able to paint again. This new house will be a tad bigger than what we have and the same rent so that ain't bad. Plus it is BAT FREE!!!!!! YEs I don't need to listen to them M****r Effers and be told that they aren't really bats it is a rodent or bug. My ass....anyways moving right along. I do find out how I did on some of my tests today...that has made me a lil nervous. I bought a new printer, my old one was actin like it didn't like the taste of the paper. Out with the old, in with the new. SO I spent over 4 hours trying to load the thing (the old one left behind some garbage I couldn't get off the hard drive) So persistance does pay people!!!! I was just about to beat it senseless until my Sherlock skills kicked in and I found A master clue to decode the puzzle. sigh me so happy!!

New Chapter

Do you know why I believe in God? Yesterday was D-Day for our family. My dad got married. When I went to pick up my sister, my daughter locked the keys in the trunk and the doors were locked aswell, I don't have a spare people!! I was thinking someone somewhere really had a sick sense of humor, until I realized it would have been better for me to stay home and some higher power was warning me. Well I am not sure if I told you people this but my dad was a recovering alcoholic and when he met precious began to drink again. He did stop about 6 months ago, but when we got up to his house yesterday he was drunk and slurring his words. Then his now shitbag wife promised that if our kids were in the wedding she would pay for their outfits, note to self, you can't trust the fucking devil. So I, being the least trusting of my sister and I choose to get my own kids clothes, so we wouldn't have pie in the face when there weren't clothes there on the day of the wedding. My sister says I am paranoid, I say, I plan ahead. Well she choose to trust the bitch and we get there and there was a shirt waiting, but gee whiz it was 6 sizes too small (NO JOKE)(this after calling me 4 times to ask the size). I ended up having to take my panicked sister to a store so her son wouldn't go nekkid. Now she says to me since you are going out you can pick up your dad's suit. What the fuck do I look like a fricken gopher? I am pissed but don't want to cause a major scene on her day. I go, like the good lil dog I am. We get out to the wedding site and some lady is handing out flowers with names on them, my sister gets hers and all of the kids then she is rummaging thru the 7 or so that were left and again she looks panicked (I can read her mind) and I said, "fuck it if they didn't make me one I won't wear one" My poor sister looks close to tears and I am just flippant because I knew that bitch would use today to further alienate me from my dad (wasn't too far to go) Then another woman pushes her way thru the crowd saying "I DID NOT FORGET ANYONE" looking down her nose at me, I say "well then lady where is mine? " she didn't know so they all scrambled to make me one from the left overs....you are thinking it has to be over soon right.........HAHAHAHAHAHAHA not on your life people...so we stumble thru the wedding and I get told because I didn't choose to do the locomotion (like a drunk idiot, making a fool outta myself) I was an asshole by my dad infront of my kids, and there is my hero, my 11 year old son said "my momma ain't the asshole here"....oh I forgot about the table decor...everyone in the family got a cutsie lil bag with some shit in them and on the bag everyone had a nice name on them in marker or colored pencil. I get to mine...you know it people.... black ball point pen. I was happy when I saw that in the bag there were mints, this meaning someone else thought the whole thing STUNK!!! The blushing bride got a nose bleed as well as my dad...gee I wonder what the odds of that would be... That is my story...I am starting a new chapter in my life and my daddy if someone should ask died a long time ago and his mourning has been severe....peace out..............