This is SO Me

If I were sculpture I couldn't do a piece of art better then this! aaaahhhhhhh the beauty of art is always in the eye of the beholder... I have some weird thing

too when it comes to eyes I dunno why, they

freak me out in a way but not too...I have a big

eye tattooed on my shoulder (well it wasn't suppose

to be that originally but later got re-constructed into

that) So I can literally freak my kiddies out and they

say how can you see that...and I tell them I have an extra

eye on my back. Crappy story bout that tattoo is when I turned 18 I just HAD TO HAVE one...like an STD...so my

brilliant friend and I went to this no-name tattoo guy and he says we can have these monster tats for like 50 dollars and that was super cheap but being young and dumb I can't realized that cheap isn't always a good thing. SO we go and order up our tattoos and my friend goes first and hers looks like shit but I am thinking if she can do it I can do it. Well when she is done it is my turn and I am telling you it was the worse pain in my entire life literally worse than childbirth. Apparently (what I found out later) you aren't suppose to tattoo on sunburn which I had and you can actually go too deep...which he did so now it is raised even after 13 years (scar tissue) and he ruined it beyond compare. SO I had to pay a 'professional' another $400 to fix it and cover up most of it. thus turning my tattoo into a freaky eyeball MASTERPIECE...needless to say the first tattoo guy gave a minor Hep C and was closed down...thank the lord! Anywho how in the world did I get on hating winter to my tattoo story? Talk about a segway....