Clown anyone....

NOW...

I really must be sick...this shit just cracks me up...I am twisted...

So last nite my oldest broke his nose...at church...and no I can't make this shit up...and I send him to school because the doctor wouldn't do nothing anyways and then the nurse calls...in her ever so superior tone...so you say he did this at church right? And I am thinking no bitch I beat my kid up right before he ate his lucky charms for breakfast. I swear when you marry your cousin around here you really shouldn't be populating!! And I am angry and upset so I pick up the kid because apparently he is causing a disturbance with his looks and I am looking at the nurse thinking Mother Nature gave her a case of the fuglies don't be taking it out on my kid. I dunno can kids have bizarre accidents with out the parent being accused of the mommy dearest act?

And to top that all off my youngest was sick today and I suppose now I am locking her in her room beating her with wire hangers too....WHY WHY WHY WHY............

Today was really one of those days that I craved, yearned, dreamed of smokin in the boys room...

I can taste it...smell it....I don't care if I smell like a big butt or ashtray....sigh....was only the thought of dying that prevented me from lighten up.........Have a nice weekend people and hopefully will see you bright eyed and bushy tailed on Monday...how come Monday sounds so much like Mundane.....??