Ever wonder why there is only one shoe abandoned on the side of the road? Where the hell did the other one go? And does that person realize that they lost it?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
How come airplanes aren't made up of that "little black box" stuff?
Why is there a book out there telling people how many mice legs and cockroaches are allowed in chunky peanut butter? Who in the hell wants to know that?
FYI, for that matter go for creamy for some reason the FDA doesn't allow a lot of spare parts in that kind but they do in chunky, what that hell is that?
How come people can talk to themselves and that is okay but if you answer yourself back that makes you nuts?
Ever wonder about the smoking and non-smoking sections in restaurants? Kinda like a pissing section in a swimming pool.
I have WAY more delusions but I need to get ready for school. One last one before I go: why is it that when you meet someone you love them madly for who they are and what they represent but the minute the wedding ring is on you try to change every damn thing that made you love that person in the first place?
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