Well kids I just love this bunny! Yesterday I typed up another blog and wasn't payin attention and erased it all. Boy that bit the big you know what! If I could have went bonkers in the U library I would have. Anywho, I wrote about my vices or lack there of. I use to have more but nowadays I don't have many! I quit smoking August 1st (could you tell) Minnesota passed another $1 per pack tax and I said to myself, "Self, this is BULLSHIT" and quit cold turkey...YIKES, yes I did! It is all mind over matter and I am the boss dammit!! ohya my one big vice now is swearing....I just dunno, I like to do it, its funny though my husband can drop an f bomb and it makes him sound like a dork but I do it and it just turns into another word. I wonder what that means. It has become a problem around my home so I am trying to work on that too! Crappers pretty soon I won't have any vices and I will be Effin perfect, won't that be fun?? My dog needs to be in a group home for mentally disabled dogs! He is a spaz...he knows the neighbors yet everyday they seem new to him and he is vicious in his adventures...golly, he kinda takes after me I am very anti-social...GO-Figure!! He tried to bite me once...notice I said tried, and once all in the same sentence, that went over like a lead balloon, he hasn't tried since. Cute but stupid, kinda like my ex boyfriend. I sure can attract em......
Sumboobie has been pissin in the Gene Pool around here....I just found a wad of gum on the window sill. What the hell is that? My kids musta been dropped on their melons! You will notice I don't talk about them much...it isn't that I don't like them, I just don't want some weirdo out in Blogland to scope them out and all that...I could be paranoid but weirder shit has happened!! I love my kiddies...they are my sunshines... my only sunshines... they make me happy... when skies are grey... they will never know dears... how much I love them... please don't take my sunshines away!! There that somes it up....even though they are lil demons!! I suppose they are a product of me and I have been called lots of different names...Up until I was 5, I thought my name was U lil Shit...I know that sounds funny but as a kid it isn't so I don't talk to mine that way...EVER. I am quite an ENIGMA.....
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