To Be or Not.....

Hey all (whom no one really knows) I have been extremely busy this week. God-forbid with my husband sick THE WHOLE EFFIN world stops ya know. I made it unscathed (knock on wood) My daughter and her daddy were the ones this round. My son and I the healthy ones. Although my son twisted his knee I am not sure that constitutes being sick. Last nite I had another 'ride along' got to see my first Meth head in action and 1 speeder and 1 vandal. All in 4 hours in Mayberry....(in my Gomer Pyle voice) Well Schucks......
Today is the day, 2 major tests and 2 papers due. Shall she make the grade? Can we have a group prayer people? I hear that shit works, the massive number part anyways. I think I need all the help I can get. My lil brain feels like that dude in Hannibal Lechter...MMMM GOOD. Brain Anyone? ICKY POO POO. So my dad and it are getting married tomorrow. I called to see what time to be there (they are getting married at 4pm) and I was told whenever you can. Then My sister was told before 1pm because that was when pictures is. Now people this woman is evil. HATE is too good for this woman. SHE is BAD BAD BAD....I wonder if her ex-boyfriend that is living with them will be in the family photo too? My sister and I have an on going bet that the bitch will bring the dog and have her dressed up too.....DI's nick name is princess, why I have no effin Idea this chick is a Dominatrix person no PRINCESS!! ANywho she got Tiara's for the wedding party...Isn't that precious? When I was born and my daddy was holding me this woman wasn't even in kindergarten yet....doesn't that make it like robbing the cradle or something? Just plain gross!! nasty ass people! Well I gotta go to school....be bad people, be very bad

Shittin' in the Rain...OOPS...Singin I Mean

It is rainin here in shitsville if you couldn't tell...Yes shitsville USA...come be a part of the wonderful world of offal...smells great here...and if you like dem bugs we got those too....I am tired and my whole family is sick and coughing all over me...then say gee Honey don't know why you are sick...I AM SURROUNDED BY STUPID PEOPLE...cry...sniffle...
My little tight end sprained his knee last nite and now he is gimpin around...he has a big game on Saturday but also note shithead dad's wedding to the shitbag fiance is Saturday and My Gimpy is in the wedding. The kids coach said gee don't you think he could miss it...I bout laughed myself outta shitsville and back into fantasy land...Yeah coach my son can miss his grandpa's wedding cuz the damn little league wants him in his whitie tighties...HAHAHAHAHAHA...did I ever mention my theory about INBREEDERS??
ANYWHO...Welcome to the Jungle...we've got fun and games....We got everything you want...Honey we know the names...We are the people that can findWhatever you may need... If you got the money honey...We got your disease...In the jungle...AKA SHITSVILLE USA
I need a nap...I am getting cranky....lol...not really I am just being a shithead which by fault is one of my mood swings!! Peace

For Mine Friend Goddess...

In a perfect world...

Don't Know Much...

Yes that would be FO sure...I have had an extremely humbling experience this week and I am sure that it will only get worse. (I have 2 tests on Friday). I have realized that I am not as smarty pants as I thought I was. Now I am not saying I think I am dumb or anything but I have been in for a rude awakening by far. And let me tell you, this week in history is filling me in!! I am really struggling in the one subject that I thought I was good at, and apparently she thinks the opposite. We shall see how well I do in my law and anthropology on Friday.
It has been pretty stressful around the homestead this week. Have a sick kid and hubby had to miss work today. He is working 2 jobs while I am at college. The problem is that with him gone and me gone whom takes care of the kids, dog and cats and laundry and shopping and cleaning and and and and and and and...so I have been trying to keep up with my 18 credits and listen to his tirades...and do homework, study for tests, get son to football and BMX, and daughter to gymnastics...oh and did I mention that I have been doing my ride alongs for my lawenforcement major? And who has time for anything else? Oh and I been helping both the kiddies with their homework too....I use to say I was bored....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHa not lately....Toodles

Whiner

Okay people here is the formal apology...I am soooooooo sorry for the raves the past few days...I normally am not a whiner...I pretty much grin and bare it. I can't imagine peeps just looking at this page and going damn this chick is a freeeekin whiner...people cover your ears....RUN!!!
I wanted to share my "ride along" experiences. For my Law Enforcement major it is mandatory to do what they call ride along with real police people. 24 hours in fact...which might seem like tons but think about it...crime isn't on a time frame and that is what you are there to see. It is interesting because I live in a town with just under 14000 peeps and the last murder was 20 years ago (which I remember and that is sad). So you could say there isn't a lot of crime...but the really really interesting part was I saw a kid cuss out an officer, I mean my ears were red this boy said so many colorful verbs...and this officer took it and took it and then told the lil prick to apologize and let him go. Now that officer gets the medal of the day...cuz if it had been me I woulda found some soap and make him wash that tongue pierce out!!! GO COPPERS....
I get to see what most people don't even think about...what these men in blue go thru day after day and for what? SO stupid people can go out and do it more and then tell everyone what assholes police people are and how messed up our system is. R-I-G-H-T.......
My sista from a different mother emailed me this bunny...I lovedededed it....
I was reading her blog then got detoured to another blog and I was extremely impressed. Just normal things a person should think about but probably don't. It was interesting because she had a Lazy Test...if you spent all day shopping and were exhausted would you, then the test but what was funny is that by rule I put my cart away ALWAYS...and 9 times outta 10 I end up putting some other lazy bastards cart away too!!! So I guess I passed the lazy test....woooohoooo
Now I am really going to be lazy and go re-write my fricken D paper in hopes that I can get it up to a C..............sigh i am not whining by the way I am stating a fact.........Have a Beautiful day PEEPers!!

Horse Shit DAY!!

Well if you haven't figured it out yet....here's your sign ....that right there is genuine horse shit for a horse shit day. Today was the first time in my entire 31 years of living on theis earth, that I have received a D on a paper I wrote. Can ya believe it? I was in shock I still am...I also said something that was taken as a racial slur (which wasn't meant to be) but that was akward and now I feel like a real live horse's ass. Talk about depression at it's finest. I just need to go to bed and that looks like it is outta the question too...boowho boowho.......blow nose...snifffle......choke......cough........snort..........so if one gets a D on a paper does that mean they are stupid?
Sometimes I feel like I am an alien visiting and don't know what the hell I am doing. Today would be one of those days...somebody just put me outta my misery. HELP...lmfao...I will get it eventually ( I hope) but not today...today is just another day I get to kick the shit outta my self-esteem! Okay ANnie SIng it.........The sun will come out, tomorrow...Bet your bottom dollar...That tomorrow, there'll be sunJus' thinkin' about, tomorrow...Clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow'... Til there's none When I'm stuck with the day that's gray and lonelyI just stick out my chin and grin and say, ohhhThe sun will come out, tomorrowSo you gotta hang on 'til tomorrowCome what may...Chorus:Tomorrow, tomorrowI love ya, tomorrowYou're always a day away..........YEAH RIGHT>>>>>>>

How Come...

Nobody is taking MY POLL?? How am I suppose to know these things if you don't take the poll? Gee Whiz, must I spell it out?
P L E A S E T A K E M Y P O L L!!! dammit

They call Me Doctor Love.....Shhheeeessshhhh NOT

Well kids I just love this bunny! Yesterday I typed up another blog and wasn't payin attention and erased it all. Boy that bit the big you know what! If I could have went bonkers in the U library I would have. Anywho, I wrote about my vices or lack there of. I use to have more but nowadays I don't have many! I quit smoking August 1st (could you tell) Minnesota passed another $1 per pack tax and I said to myself, "Self, this is BULLSHIT" and quit cold turkey...YIKES, yes I did! It is all mind over matter and I am the boss dammit!! ohya my one big vice now is swearing....I just dunno, I like to do it, its funny though my husband can drop an f bomb and it makes him sound like a dork but I do it and it just turns into another word. I wonder what that means. It has become a problem around my home so I am trying to work on that too! Crappers pretty soon I won't have any vices and I will be Effin perfect, won't that be fun?? My dog needs to be in a group home for mentally disabled dogs! He is a spaz...he knows the neighbors yet everyday they seem new to him and he is vicious in his adventures...golly, he kinda takes after me I am very anti-social...GO-Figure!! He tried to bite me once...notice I said tried, and once all in the same sentence, that went over like a lead balloon, he hasn't tried since. Cute but stupid, kinda like my ex boyfriend. I sure can attract em......
Sumboobie has been pissin in the Gene Pool around here....I just found a wad of gum on the window sill. What the hell is that? My kids musta been dropped on their melons! You will notice I don't talk about them much...it isn't that I don't like them, I just don't want some weirdo out in Blogland to scope them out and all that...I could be paranoid but weirder shit has happened!! I love my kiddies...they are my sunshines... my only sunshines... they make me happy... when skies are grey... they will never know dears... how much I love them... please don't take my sunshines away!! There that somes it up....even though they are lil demons!! I suppose they are a product of me and I have been called lots of different names...Up until I was 5, I thought my name was U lil Shit...I know that sounds funny but as a kid it isn't so I don't talk to mine that way...EVER. I am quite an ENIGMA.....

Dreams

I wish I had my own personal dream interpreter, this person would make oodles off me! I dream almost everynight. I do wonder though how much REM I actually get. I can sleep 12 hours at night and wake up exhausted. That can't be normal. Sometimes these dreams are so real, I have no idea that I am actually sleeping. My husband says I have whole conversations with myself. YIKES. note to self: that creeps me out!! Have I mentioned I am NOT a morning person? If I could wake up about 3 in the afternoon all would be good in this world. I use to like out in the country growing up, and the bus would come at 7 am, and our driveway was almost a mile long (yes I did have to walk that far) So I had to be up at oh 5 am or so. When I was a senior in High School my bedtime was 8 pm. I never thought that strange until after I left home, then it became instantly an irritant for me. 18 years old and in bed by 8 am. So even then I hated getting up. Partly too in the middle of winter it was fricken freezen and my stepdad would put wood in at 10 well by 5am it was burnt out and that was COLD. I don't like cold, my mother always said I was a foreign species or something, I live in Minnesota all my life and absolutely DETEST the cold. I always say the stork dropped me in the wrong state. I am not a coffee drinker (I think it tastes like ca-ca) maybe that is why I would rather stay in bed, who knows when someone figures it out let me know!
I am sitting here and I hear this noise: I have bats in my belfry!! I have called our landlord about this (we rent from our church). This guy knew this house is unliveable and yet they rented it out, nice church huh? We are members, ouch!!
My husband and I are stupid that way, we think people are like us and honest and try to do good, because then good things happen and all that jazz. Well NOT LIKELY!! If you know anything about bats if they are in your walls you are in trouble!! Their guano has some bad vapors in it and all that. Not the fact that they are loud and it is a lil freaky listening to them slither up the wall by your head, in the middle of the night. This house smells too, a mixture between mold and piss. We couldn't smell all this goodness until spring (we moved in here in January) all these little tid bits. Steve and I are hopefully moving in January (when taxes come). WOOOOOHOOOOOOO that would be awesome! This is a cute lil house but nasty, nasty, nasty inside!! Gotta get ready for school! Have a great day people!!

New Day

It's a new day at 31. Who cares? I told my son last night that birthdays have just turned into another day on the calendar. I can't remember what was so special about birthdays in the first place! I had a funny thing happen to me yesterday. I had a best friend in elementary school and I would go out and stay with this girl for weeks at a time (says something about my home life growing up) anyways I ran into this girls mom yesterday and she says Happy Birthday. I was floored, I hadn't seen her in years and she remembered. My own dad doesn't care enough to remember his own kids birthday day but this virtual stranger does? What the hell, nothing new in the day and times of my life. I should write a book! Today is my mother's birthday. I was suppose to make a big hoopla about it but I didn't, I suppose I will get disowned for that too......like I care. That sounds horrible of me but like I said today is a NEW DAY!!

Happy Birthday to ME

Well people today is my birthday. Sad! Yesterday my husband and I spent the day going thru his grandparents things. His grandpa died in July, on the hottest day of the year. The smell was horrible (nobody had been in his home since). This man was also a pack rat which made it all the worse, 95 years of collecting proved to be a very interesting day!
Have I said my dad is getting married? Yeah he is, on October 1st. I don't talk about him too much. His soon to be bride is 6 years older than me. It is funny, I never thought about age with any couple until I met this woman and it happened in my life. I have already been removed from the wil,l so what is left with that relationship (kidding, it was never about the money or lack there of!!)? Everyone wants to pretend it is alright for the wedding ,but I am sure after the 'blessed' event it will go back to the way things REALLY are! The first time I met the soon to be 'step-mother' I wasn't impressed. She has a drinking and drug habit, no wonder her and my dad hit it off! She is a liar and manipulator (which I caught her in but I suppose that is why someone already came up with the saying love is blind!) Anywho, my sister and I's pictures started disappearing from the house, as well as our kids, I knew that was a bad sign. Those pictures got replaced with her dogs! I am not kidding!! I think what bothers me the most about this whole situation is that my dad was having back surgery and he is a diabetic and alcoholic and drug user, so that made it very dire for him to even have the surgery and he must have known something was wrong because he revised his will and what not. He had the surgery and his "precious" didn't come see him once in the hospital, then continued to call him drunk when he got home, because he wasn't spending time with her! Who took care of him...ME, but then who else would? Okay here is the OH MY GOD something is whacked part: In their current home their lives a family: with Mike (my dad) Lady Di (no shit that is what they call her) Claudia (the mutt dog, that is their daughter) and Jay (the ex-boyfriend to the lady Di). I am serious. I was told that Jay missed the dog (that had been his and Di's daughter together originally) so he had to move in. I cringe to think I would actually fit in on the Jerry Springer show!!
Maybe another time I will get to talk about my mother.........my life is tragic and I am trying my hardest to stop the cycle and do something different, so my children don't turn out as fucked up as me.
Some other time I will go into my life a lil more, but not today because today is MY birthday and I don't want to be depressed!
Happy Birthday to me!!

Humor me

I needed some humor, so I am sharing, aren't I nice? As you can see, I am one sick chicka!

Tired

I laid in bed most of the night wondering why in the heck I was wide awake. I hate when that happens. I don't know why it does, but it does to me. So I get to listen to all of the wonders of the night and the insistent barking of the damn dog next door and the crickets and the fan that my husband just can't live without! Then I think about 4 am I might of dozed off to the nightmare of my ex-best friend doing my ex-boyfriend. Boy I am thinking that my subconscious is working just a tad over-time. Did I mention I had to get up at 5 or so, I have class this morning. Well let's see how no sleep and English Comp, Anthropology and Law work together. Oh happy day, oh happy day. I missed a meeting yesterday (I had forgotten my son had football practice, and I live oh about 40 miles away from where I was suppose to be) and got chewed out online by this girl. I say girl because she is a lot younger than myself. What ever happened to respecting your elders? I made a mistake. People act like when you go to college you should have some flippen invisible knowledge of what you are doing and how to do it. It is simply unreal!! I hope in the future someone isn't as hard on this chick when she is feeling the whole world is resting snuggly between her shoulder blades and one slight move (insult) will result in catastrophe. I am so glad she is perfect, maybe she could say hello to Jesus for me!

Sad Sad Truth

I know that I wrote already for today but I needed to write this before I forget it. Too damn funny by far. Today in First Year Experience we were assigned to go around campus and find certain landmarks. The idea was to aquaint the kiddies with campus and what not. Well I got Saul whom seems like a very nice gentleman. Born in England moved to South Minnepolis a few years ago, also has that awesome accent. Well one of the land marks was "art" outside one of the buildings. When I say art there were 5 extremely large black balls shaped in an arc. Well folks I couldn't resist and started singing...My balls are always bouncing and my balls are always full...I've got the biggest balls of them all. The few people that were out there looked at me like I was nuts and then I realized this song by AC/DC came out before they were even born. And it was one of those moments that I realized just how old I am getting, where I sing lyrics to a classic song (classic to me) and no one knows what the heck I am saying. Sad sad sad

Things that make me go what the hell?

Why is it that when you talk to God you are praying, but if he talks to you your schizophrenic?
Ever wonder why there is only one shoe abandoned on the side of the road? Where the hell did the other one go? And does that person realize that they lost it?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
How come airplanes aren't made up of that "little black box" stuff?
Why is there a book out there telling people how many mice legs and cockroaches are allowed in chunky peanut butter? Who in the hell wants to know that?
FYI, for that matter go for creamy for some reason the FDA doesn't allow a lot of spare parts in that kind but they do in chunky, what that hell is that?
How come people can talk to themselves and that is okay but if you answer yourself back that makes you nuts?
Ever wonder about the smoking and non-smoking sections in restaurants? Kinda like a pissing section in a swimming pool.
I have WAY more delusions but I need to get ready for school. One last one before I go: why is it that when you meet someone you love them madly for who they are and what they represent but the minute the wedding ring is on you try to change every damn thing that made you love that person in the first place?

Bookmarking

I am new to this bloggin! Could someone tell me how to bookmark a blog I like? Is there a way......
Pretty please with sugar on top........ let me know if you would be so kind!

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Your Personality Profile

You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs. For you, comfort and calm are very important.You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong.

Okay this was a lil freaky. Some personality test I took, picked this ugly picture, why? Who the hell knows! I am a freak that way, but ironically the conclusion fit me to a "T". Now that there is some strange chit!!

Off to Church I go

I wonder if God spoke to one of his disciples and said, "to hear the word you need to sit on a hard seat, for well over an hour, listen to someone who's voice is mono-tone, try to stay awake and listen to what is being said about me." For some reason I doubt it! Yet my husband insists that to talk to God or hear him we have to do it in church......simply amazing. Talk about peer-pressure, I want to stay home and do homework......but here I sit in my 'Sunday best' waiting for him to get done so we can go.

My Family

Well this is the family. You will notice that we are not all together in one photo...yeah well one of us has to take the darn picture you know! Anyways this was taken last summer in the UP. We actually lived in Green Bay, Wisconsin for about a year and the UP was about 3 hours away so went there one weekend. It was a mess because my husband and I never plan ahead and packed up the kids and went. Well it just so happened that weekend in the UP was a national fishing contest and every hotel for 200 miles was booked. So we were resigned that we were sleepin in the car. At the tip in a town called Egg harbor we saw this lil shanty of a motel on the edge of this pinnacle. We thought what the heck pull in and they had one cancellation. Was the softest bed I have slept on. But that is usually what our vacations consist of MAYHEM!!

Mikel and Kiddies 

Steve 

UM.......Yeah

Someone please remind me when I am doing my schedule for next semester, that 5 classes in one day might be a really really BAD idea!! In my infinate wisdom I thought hmmmmm... do 5 then get the next day off, you couldn't possibly go wrong. HAHAHAHAHA well if anyone cares that idea really isn't the right one! I end up sleeping the better part of the morning away. And I am still getting up for my kiddies and do all my other "wifely" things I need to get done, plus one can't forget the homework for those 5 itsy bitsy lil classes. Who are you and what happened to Mikel? I am not sure I remember why I wanted to go back to college...Am I complaining? Heck no I am really just over stimulated! I will tell you again in a month how my schedule is going and I bet it will be way better!!

End of Summer

Well my summer is technically over. Where did it go? I was so pre-occupied with worrying about college that I don't know what the heck happened to June, July or August for that matter. Both my kiddies are now in school, as well as I. That leaves for one extremely busy household! Speaking of kids I need to get them up for school........oh happy day!

Off to School

Just dropped my daughter off to school...what a vicious cycle! Kids drive you nuts all summer long and there I was getting miffy that my kid was starting the 2nd grade. My son doesn't start until tomorrow so I have one last day of summer with him. He didn't seem too excited about that. Now he is in the 6th grade he thinks he knows everything and mom's are really starting to get annoying to him. Hope everyone had a great weekend!!

I almost forgot...

My name...some will look at it and think I am a man, but alas that isn't so! My mother is cruel and thought it fun to 'experiment' in the early 70's. My father on the other hand flipped out so thank goodness for small mercies...My name originally was suppose to be pronounced Michael but my daddy said, "Can't give the girl a boys name" so he made my mother change the pronunciation to Ma-kel. So that is the mystery behind my name. Sometimes my dad really is my hero!!

Hmmmmmmmm....

I am trying to understand how to use this site so please bare (bear) with me...I am more interesting than this! Really I promise!

Is this suppose to be easy?

Should be... I figured out how to put a picture up...WOOOOHOOOOO!! There is Travis the dog. I will put up my other family later when I get a better grasp of how to do this. Isn't he cute? He eats his own poop though which is really discouraging when it comes to him giving kisses.

The Inner Workings of me......are there any?

I am trying to relax this weekend but it isn't working! I babysat the neighbor kids, 3 of them. It was highly entertaining for a Saturday night (NOT). But they never wanna go home, that just doesn't seem fair. All 3 of them want me as their mom they say, but mine they tell them NO NO NO. Is that normal? Probably, that old saying you don't know what you have until it is gone......