Clown anyone....

NOW...

I really must be sick...this shit just cracks me up...I am twisted...

So last nite my oldest broke his nose...at church...and no I can't make this shit up...and I send him to school because the doctor wouldn't do nothing anyways and then the nurse calls...in her ever so superior tone...so you say he did this at church right? And I am thinking no bitch I beat my kid up right before he ate his lucky charms for breakfast. I swear when you marry your cousin around here you really shouldn't be populating!! And I am angry and upset so I pick up the kid because apparently he is causing a disturbance with his looks and I am looking at the nurse thinking Mother Nature gave her a case of the fuglies don't be taking it out on my kid. I dunno can kids have bizarre accidents with out the parent being accused of the mommy dearest act?

And to top that all off my youngest was sick today and I suppose now I am locking her in her room beating her with wire hangers too....WHY WHY WHY WHY............

Today was really one of those days that I craved, yearned, dreamed of smokin in the boys room...

I can taste it...smell it....I don't care if I smell like a big butt or ashtray....sigh....was only the thought of dying that prevented me from lighten up.........Have a nice weekend people and hopefully will see you bright eyed and bushy tailed on Monday...how come Monday sounds so much like Mundane.....??

Stop Clownin Around

My friend says she don't likey the clowns so THat really means she wanna see way more fugly clowns. Ironically my daughter is sick too...go figure with this damn weather and all these kids with spigots of snot AKA noses running. ICKY. I will have to take tomorrow off of school to be with her (my turn) Steve took off the last time so I wouldn't miss class. Sucks to be me...my daughter is an ornery whiney patient (hmmm reminds me of her daddy-o) and if I gave a bell she would use it, yes she would! She is sad though that she is missing school...what 7 year old loves school? I ask if she is on drugs she laughs and says MOOMMMMMMMM like I am the one sniffin pine sol. My son does the same thing. He is almost 12 they act like I am a dunder head I was that age too once..........what the hell was I just dropped outta the sky? THey think so.....silly wabbit tricks are for kids

Clowns freak me out

Wouldn't you want this lil critter doin your kids birthday party?? Twisted I know...I read a book on Gacy and that was just wrong...then another book came out about a college student that befriended him in prison now that shit will scare the daylights outta anyone!
I have gotten a little behind on my journals so I need one more this week to get caught up. Solly bout that LEE...just too much to do and so little time!!
I had an asthma attack on campus today and didn't have my inhaler that was pretty stimulating. After the coughing for bout 20 minutes straight I decided to call it a day and went home. I had to miss my night class. I quit smoking in August in hopes that I would be able to breath better but so far....NADA...makes me a little worried need to go get that checked out. SMOKING IS BAD>>>>>>>>>>>BAD>>>>>>>>
Like nobody knows that......I am not one of those ex smokers that becomes a dick. I know it is hard to stop and it is super easy to start again once you stop so for whom ever that has...YOU GO...and if you have never but are still critical it is like that old saying bout throwing stones and the glass house and all that jazz.......anyways I am going to go rot my brain with a movie called the Devils Rejects......

Apparently you can't publish GOOD blogs because I just tried and it erased the whole damn thing....stupid blogland....Anywho This weekend was okay...I spent Saturday with my mother and I am still alive and yesterday I wrote 4 papers....yes that is write FOUR....Vier....Quatro....it still translates to a lot of papers to be written in one day, but I did it and I am still here....Steve and I didn't get into one fight the whole weekend...simply amazing and my kids were actually quite good...considering....all in all we had a great weekend....miracles never cease....I am hoping that this weekend was an introduction to a great week that would be good! I have 2 tests and 1 major paper due this week...so I need all the help I can get...................

It's Friday...Again

Yeah do that why don't ya'...it's Friday again people. Another week down the drain, wondering to myself what I have accomplished all week. I won't answer that because other than school not much! And Monday I didn't even go. Tomorrow I get to spend ALL DAY WITH MY MOTHER...now that should be loads and loads of fun. Listening to my kids whine and my mother well just being my mother. WOOOOOHOOOOO. My house is almost done though with the unpacking and putting away. There is only so much I can do, so I have been limiting myself to what ever I feel like doing. This week unfortunately not much. Slowly but surely. Well people have fun and have a nice weekend!!

Another Wednesday

Have I told ewe's yet that I AM NOT A MORNING person? I don't like the cold, and I don't drink coffee...so i think I am just basically screwed all around. This morning I would just love to go back to bed (I have a heater blanket) and snuggle myself with my dog, and go back to sleep....HAHAHHAHAAHAHa...today is my 5 class day....maybe that is why I am starting to loathe Wednesdays too......Peace out...have a happy Hump day people of Blogland!

Trick or Treat

So we did the trick or treat thingy with our daughter last nite (son went with his 'goulish' friends instead of the family...we aren't cool enough for him anymore). I was amazed, some people actually opened the door looking surprised that they had a visitor and I am thinking to myself "self: they have the light on and halloween shit in their yard" DOH...I guess that is a Minnesota thing. They made a haul with the candy, should make our family dentist super pleased.
I have a paper due. Yeah, I need 8 pages and I have 1 line done. I am drawing a complete blank with what I need to do. I have asked the teacher 2 times already and I am thinking she thinks I am stupid or sump. I dunno I just had too much going on all at once and now that it has slowed down I need to get this paper done and don't know how to start the damn thing.