Just Another Day

I was on my way to campus last nite and here is the list of animals i.e. roadkill I saw along my way: Deer, cat, opossum, bird, pheasant and something I couldn't tell what it was then I see a gaggle (hahahaha) of wild turkeys and a bald eagle sitting in a corn field and while I was tallying all these animals up I almost ran over a black cat. WHAT THE HELL...I wonder sometimes, if what I see is real! Unfortunately I am not on drugs so I know I am not hallucinating but WTF...I almost turned around and went home. I am an animal lover and have to say a small pray when I see dead animals and I tell you the Lord was telling me to SHUT UP...

Failure

The definition of Failure:
The condition or fact of not achieving the desired end or ends: the failure of an experiment.
One that fails: a failure at one's career.
The condition or fact of being insufficient or falling short: a crop failure.
A cessation of proper functioning or performance: a power failure.
The act or fact of failing to pass a course, test, or assignment.
A decline in strength or effectiveness

Aren't words funny? I don't feel like this but currently I am failing two of my courses. YIKES.

My husband says I am in a "depression" I don't feel like I am but who knows...Apparently everyone else knows me better than I know myself.

I am tempted to drop one of my classes but to me that would be failing. I have requested help on 2 separate occasions and was told "It will come to me" Is that normal? If I thought "it would come to me" I wouldn't be fricking asking for help would I??

I swear sometimes (like NOW) I feel like I am in the Twilight Zone...DO DO; DO DO; and any minute Rod Sterling is going to come out and start talking and I am going to say. "I knew it, I just knew it"

An oxy-moron

Today my town and surrounding towns are in a "weather-warning" blah blah blah. I on the other hand had to ignore these "precautions" because I have 3 tests today. My son wanted to make sure that I had packed a blanket and food in the trunk incase I got stranded somewhere. Then he said I love you and give me a kiss in front of his pre-pubescent friends. Now I say WOW I have to be in dire circumstances before my child does the forbidden...kisses mom on the the front steps of school. Wish it would snow more often then. Anyways...I was driving behind this Volvo one day and it had a bumper sticker (I am a sucker for a "good" or "funny" bumper sticker) and I creep a litter closer cuz I wasn't wearing my glasses and right there is says...."Stop polluting my air and ride a bicycle" Now I think to myself how dumb does this broad have to be to put an environmental sticker on her fricken car?? And now I wonder how many people pissed in her gene pool....Now for the next one...I suffer road rage not really bad but enough to make your ears turn red with the obscence language. In the town I live in there is no maximum age that you can drive so almost everyday you will see grandma or grandpa driving the ole' crown Victoria just barely able to look thru that 2 inch area between the steering wheel and the dashboard...you really think they might be taller but that is the old lady's bun...anyways I have been cut off, run off and nearly crashed my automobile numerous times because of this and I have seriously thought of becoming a lawmaker to prevent people in their 90's from driving a car. am I the only person that thinks independence vs safety is a real issue here? Okay I am down rambling have a great day peeps!!

Happy Valentine's Day

Happy Valentine's Day to anyone out there in blogland. Not much happening here other than school, which really isn't new. I have a quiz I need to study for, but wanted to send out my happy thoughts for one of societies worst holidays EVER!! So I hope you get shot in the ass with Cupid's arrow and like it! Ciao

Old Cliche'

My mother use to tell me...if you don't have anything nice to say shut the hell up....LOVE YOU MOM....so I haven't really had anything good to say so I haven't said anything. I am a little swamped and between papers and studying for tests and quizes I just haven't had time to be here or there or anywhere. I could have wrote books for Dr Suess you know. Anywho...hope all is well in Blogland....I wouldn't know the one person that could get a good chuckle outta me is AWOL!! Speaking of studying I am off to study for a Victims test and also one for Creative Writing....AWESOME....Chao