Long time no See

Well I am back in school so I thought I would send a shout out...although no one has looked at my Bloggity blog for ooooooooo so long. That is okay you can't have fan fare forever now can we?? The summer went way too fast but hey I got a nice tan outta the deal so I am okay with that! Was able to spend some time with the kiddies which was extra special. didn't see my husband much (we work different shifts) but that is okay too...if we don't see each other we don't fight....nifty....well I have my next class soon so I am going to sign off...hopefully it won't be months and months until I write next....Cherrio

I Need A Vacation

And this is where I wanna be...Wouldn't that be grand? If I had a quarter for every "I need, I need...I would be a fucking millionaire. I watched the movie Fun with Dick and Jane last night. Cracked me up! I took my kids on a nature walk too that was fun. We don't usually do things like that. The reasoning is my daughter is a wuss and complains about EVERYTHING, so it wasn't as enjoyable as it should have been. We all need the exercise and with summer coming it is good to get outta the house instead of staying on the computer or watching TV all evening. I hope someday she realizes that I want her to do this for her own health and well-being, not cuz I am a mean mommy, which she said last nite...Wonder what the cut off is for adoption? Kidding.........Have a great day people!! Peace

Tuesday is Movie New Release Day Ya Know

beautiful day here almost 60 and the beginning of April, what more could a person ask for? I start my new job tomorrow. My days are proving to be long. Yesterday I was up 20 hours, it sucks, I ain't a spring chicken and I have been yawning all damn day. Tomorrow I work from 7 to 3 then a staff meeting form 4 to 6 then night class from 6 to 10. thank goodness I might not have to come in on Friday...........yawning. I would like to see me kids sometime, that would be nice....hell I would like to see myself sometime.............

Friday (TGIF)

Well I am glad it is Friday but it will become Monday way too soon. Sometimes I wish there were only Friday, Saturday and Sunday that would be sweet! I hate Mondays, Tuesdays Wednesdays and Turdsday too. Go Figure. Anywho, I have had a super busy week. I got a job at the Juvenile Detention Center here, so I am pretty pumped about that. I have to get my shots before I can start. So now I work and go to school full-time. Superwoman at her finest. They say these are the best years of my life, whom ever came up with that was obviously not a mother of two, going to college fulltime, working, 4 pets, a morgtage, kids sports, church functions, house cleaning, laundry and grocery shopping. WOW these ARE the best years of my life. If I were any older doing all this shit I would probably die of exhaustion. Have a relaxful weekend Bloggers...Peace Out.

Hola

Been awhile fellow bloggers, but have you ever had it where there just wasn't nothing to write about? Well I think that I am having a period of time in my life that I really don't have much to say. I must be depressed usually a person can't get me to shut up. I've been to the doctor and he says I am normal and he must know right? Right..........

Spring Sprang Sprung

It is the second day of spring here but it doesn't feel like it. 27 degrees with snow on the ground doesn't feel like spring to me. But spring is my favorite season. I love the smells and all the birds and watching brown turn to greens and colors but I would have to say that my favorite is the butterflies, just watching them is pretty cool, to me.
I was just thinking about buying a cockatiel but with the 3 putty tats that I have I am not sure if they would eat it or not. I will have to probably wait on that. Anyways for all of you that haven't figured it out.....Spring has Sprung..........TA-TA

Happy Camper

Well boys and girls been a long time. Well not long but it seems that way. My mother was in the hospital and almost died, so that took a lot of my time and I didn't get any help with her because apparently no LIFE at all. My mother is terrified of hospitals and I just couldn't leave her there alone. Didn't seem to bother anyone else. Anyways she needed a blood transfusion of 5 units and then an emergency hysterectomy due to a fybroid that ruptured. The only two good things that came out of it is that she didn't die and the fybroids were benign. So that makes me a happy camper. Plus some other cool things are happening in my world that I can't talk about at the moment but soon (maybe) I don't want to jinx nothing you know!. ALL is well in school I think, just got off of spring break and I didn't go anywhere but to the hospital so nothing to tell about that. well I don't think there really is anything more to say at this point hope all is well with everyone else in Blogland....Peace Out

This bout sums "IT" up

I have a test in my Victims class today. This is the chick that marks your answer wrong if you miss spell it or it is in the wrong order, so does it really even pay? I had gotten a test back in my criminal investigations last nite, that went so-so I got a B. Then the paper I did I got an A so that was pleasant. And last but not least the Biology test that I studied and thought I aced I got an F on. SO my thought is WTF....I am having a breakdown people!! And that bunny in the middle is starting to represent me...WAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Now with out further ADO I present..........Rod Sterling........

I HATE ALGEBRA

So when I was an over achiever in High School I took trigonometry and calculus because I had taken all the Algebra courses I could and I did really well. So now I ask, why can't I get it? I am currently getting a 57% in the class and I need a 70% to pass, just so I can take another class next semester. SO tell me why am I having such a hard time with this?? I took a pre-test just now and I received a 4 out of 29. I have a test on Thursday. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?? I need to take this damn math class for my generals to be able to graduate. OH HOW I HATE ALGEBRA!!
Okay I am done venting. I can only assume that you get the picture and can truly see that I am struggling and need help. I guess I will be spending an extra amount of time with the TA's this week so I might have a chance of passing this god forsaken test on Thursday...Cheerio

Just Another Day

I was on my way to campus last nite and here is the list of animals i.e. roadkill I saw along my way: Deer, cat, opossum, bird, pheasant and something I couldn't tell what it was then I see a gaggle (hahahaha) of wild turkeys and a bald eagle sitting in a corn field and while I was tallying all these animals up I almost ran over a black cat. WHAT THE HELL...I wonder sometimes, if what I see is real! Unfortunately I am not on drugs so I know I am not hallucinating but WTF...I almost turned around and went home. I am an animal lover and have to say a small pray when I see dead animals and I tell you the Lord was telling me to SHUT UP...

Failure

The definition of Failure:
The condition or fact of not achieving the desired end or ends: the failure of an experiment.
One that fails: a failure at one's career.
The condition or fact of being insufficient or falling short: a crop failure.
A cessation of proper functioning or performance: a power failure.
The act or fact of failing to pass a course, test, or assignment.
A decline in strength or effectiveness

Aren't words funny? I don't feel like this but currently I am failing two of my courses. YIKES.

My husband says I am in a "depression" I don't feel like I am but who knows...Apparently everyone else knows me better than I know myself.

I am tempted to drop one of my classes but to me that would be failing. I have requested help on 2 separate occasions and was told "It will come to me" Is that normal? If I thought "it would come to me" I wouldn't be fricking asking for help would I??

I swear sometimes (like NOW) I feel like I am in the Twilight Zone...DO DO; DO DO; and any minute Rod Sterling is going to come out and start talking and I am going to say. "I knew it, I just knew it"

An oxy-moron

Today my town and surrounding towns are in a "weather-warning" blah blah blah. I on the other hand had to ignore these "precautions" because I have 3 tests today. My son wanted to make sure that I had packed a blanket and food in the trunk incase I got stranded somewhere. Then he said I love you and give me a kiss in front of his pre-pubescent friends. Now I say WOW I have to be in dire circumstances before my child does the forbidden...kisses mom on the the front steps of school. Wish it would snow more often then. Anyways...I was driving behind this Volvo one day and it had a bumper sticker (I am a sucker for a "good" or "funny" bumper sticker) and I creep a litter closer cuz I wasn't wearing my glasses and right there is says...."Stop polluting my air and ride a bicycle" Now I think to myself how dumb does this broad have to be to put an environmental sticker on her fricken car?? And now I wonder how many people pissed in her gene pool....Now for the next one...I suffer road rage not really bad but enough to make your ears turn red with the obscence language. In the town I live in there is no maximum age that you can drive so almost everyday you will see grandma or grandpa driving the ole' crown Victoria just barely able to look thru that 2 inch area between the steering wheel and the dashboard...you really think they might be taller but that is the old lady's bun...anyways I have been cut off, run off and nearly crashed my automobile numerous times because of this and I have seriously thought of becoming a lawmaker to prevent people in their 90's from driving a car. am I the only person that thinks independence vs safety is a real issue here? Okay I am down rambling have a great day peeps!!

Happy Valentine's Day

Happy Valentine's Day to anyone out there in blogland. Not much happening here other than school, which really isn't new. I have a quiz I need to study for, but wanted to send out my happy thoughts for one of societies worst holidays EVER!! So I hope you get shot in the ass with Cupid's arrow and like it! Ciao

Old Cliche'

My mother use to tell me...if you don't have anything nice to say shut the hell up....LOVE YOU MOM....so I haven't really had anything good to say so I haven't said anything. I am a little swamped and between papers and studying for tests and quizes I just haven't had time to be here or there or anywhere. I could have wrote books for Dr Suess you know. Anywho...hope all is well in Blogland....I wouldn't know the one person that could get a good chuckle outta me is AWOL!! Speaking of studying I am off to study for a Victims test and also one for Creative Writing....AWESOME....Chao

Friday

I was going to write today but I ran outta time. Aint that some funny chit? Anywho I will try this weekend, in between studying for 3 tests I have next week and homie-work. Peace Peeps

Spin on "Criminal Mind"

Interesting tidbit since my major is Law Enforcement...way back when, someone thunk up the fact that a criminal had a different 'make-up" than a law abiding citizen. thus trying to dissect the brain to see if their theory held any water. I found this picture. It is gross, but oh well that is life.
I suppose I could do better things with my time then spend them searching the internet for pictures. Or I could sing "If I only had a brain" like the tinman in the wizard of Oz or was that the scarecrow. I just don't know. I am off to my Criminal Investigation class...Toddles

Sometimes you feel like a nut...

Hi-
I have a moment before my next class and I thought I would "blog" to pass some time. I was just thinking that I would enjoy an Almond Joy, and now I can't get that damn jingle outta my head. Their PR person needs to be commended for catchy jingles that annoy the shit outta everyone but people can't stop singing their praises...
So my first week of school has promised to be quite interesting. I didn't doubt it for one second, that it would be dull would be contrary to what my life is all about you know...anywho...
I did find out that my Biology class doesn't dissect anything and that pleased me greatly. Lee my FYI instructor dogged me about not wanting to dissect a kitten. MEN...sometimes you can't live with them and you can't hide the body...
I just finished my homework for my victimology course, I think that one will be the most stimulating for me by far. It is for my major so I guess that will make sense.
I have to take a remedial math class which sucks. I took calculus and trigonometry in High School but can't remember a lick of it so here I sit with the 098 class WOOOOHOOOO.... that means that I need to take it because I didn't pass the "placement" test and all that jazz...you could only get 5 wrong outta 20 to pass and lucky me got 5 right....i must be dyslexic...

Time Keeps on Slippin' Into the Future...

Monday had to be one of the ickiest days thus far this year...teehee thank goodness I have a whole 12 months to go...my grandpas birthday he is dead he died 9-19-1999...which happened to be on my 25th birthday. Is it a sign I wonder? Anyways my books cost me $483 and I still need one more. The same day I found out that my husband "forgot" to claim a little something something to the IRS last year and we thus got audited and now owe $1200 by the 8th of Feb. AND...my son needs a major surgery on his Penelope and his 'new' insurance says it is a pre-existing condition and won't carry him. My oh my what a wonderful day. I suppose when it rains it pours...I just wish it would rain over the damn ocean or something...I am getting seriously tired of all this bullcocky....My son is really starting to worry about his 'friend' that has been non-existent his whole short life. but now that he knows it should be doing something he is really worried. As much as I try to tell him that I 'think' (because I really don't know either, which makes me a liar) it will be okay he is still worrying about that whole situation. So I need puppy power and I will have to figure out a plan. By the time I am done with my school I will be $50,000 in debt (not including out lovely home or car) and that isn't without this pending surgery my kiddie needs...somebody call somebody with some money...I say I put it in God's hands (which I have) but I still worry. I am only human. And well folks money is just money...but my son is my son and I have only one.....

Gee Wiz

I almost forgot how to work this blog. Ain't that funny? Not quite. My kiddies are back in school. That is a relief, I will miss them though we were really starting to have fun!..I unlike some people I know LOVE My kids and I enjoy being with them! My kids might not (they are at that age) but who cares. I refuse to be one of those people that spend all their time making money and try then to make time. No way Jose'...So anywho, I made it through Christmas and school starts on the 17th for me. I still need to get my books. I have to do that next week! I am waiting to see if one of my courses is going to get dropped. Apparently I am the only one taking it. That bites! I really need that class and it is really going to fuck up my long term goal on what I need to take and when. DAMMIT...I am going to take a nap...Peace Out