To Be or Not.....

Hey all (whom no one really knows) I have been extremely busy this week. God-forbid with my husband sick THE WHOLE EFFIN world stops ya know. I made it unscathed (knock on wood) My daughter and her daddy were the ones this round. My son and I the healthy ones. Although my son twisted his knee I am not sure that constitutes being sick. Last nite I had another 'ride along' got to see my first Meth head in action and 1 speeder and 1 vandal. All in 4 hours in Mayberry....(in my Gomer Pyle voice) Well Schucks......
Today is the day, 2 major tests and 2 papers due. Shall she make the grade? Can we have a group prayer people? I hear that shit works, the massive number part anyways. I think I need all the help I can get. My lil brain feels like that dude in Hannibal Lechter...MMMM GOOD. Brain Anyone? ICKY POO POO. So my dad and it are getting married tomorrow. I called to see what time to be there (they are getting married at 4pm) and I was told whenever you can. Then My sister was told before 1pm because that was when pictures is. Now people this woman is evil. HATE is too good for this woman. SHE is BAD BAD BAD....I wonder if her ex-boyfriend that is living with them will be in the family photo too? My sister and I have an on going bet that the bitch will bring the dog and have her dressed up too.....DI's nick name is princess, why I have no effin Idea this chick is a Dominatrix person no PRINCESS!! ANywho she got Tiara's for the wedding party...Isn't that precious? When I was born and my daddy was holding me this woman wasn't even in kindergarten yet....doesn't that make it like robbing the cradle or something? Just plain gross!! nasty ass people! Well I gotta go to school....be bad people, be very bad

Shittin' in the Rain...OOPS...Singin I Mean

It is rainin here in shitsville if you couldn't tell...Yes shitsville USA...come be a part of the wonderful world of offal...smells great here...and if you like dem bugs we got those too....I am tired and my whole family is sick and coughing all over me...then say gee Honey don't know why you are sick...I AM SURROUNDED BY STUPID PEOPLE...cry...sniffle...
My little tight end sprained his knee last nite and now he is gimpin around...he has a big game on Saturday but also note shithead dad's wedding to the shitbag fiance is Saturday and My Gimpy is in the wedding. The kids coach said gee don't you think he could miss it...I bout laughed myself outta shitsville and back into fantasy land...Yeah coach my son can miss his grandpa's wedding cuz the damn little league wants him in his whitie tighties...HAHAHAHAHAHA...did I ever mention my theory about INBREEDERS??
ANYWHO...Welcome to the Jungle...we've got fun and games....We got everything you want...Honey we know the names...We are the people that can findWhatever you may need... If you got the money honey...We got your disease...In the jungle...AKA SHITSVILLE USA
I need a nap...I am getting cranky....lol...not really I am just being a shithead which by fault is one of my mood swings!! Peace

For Mine Friend Goddess...

In a perfect world...

Don't Know Much...

Yes that would be FO sure...I have had an extremely humbling experience this week and I am sure that it will only get worse. (I have 2 tests on Friday). I have realized that I am not as smarty pants as I thought I was. Now I am not saying I think I am dumb or anything but I have been in for a rude awakening by far. And let me tell you, this week in history is filling me in!! I am really struggling in the one subject that I thought I was good at, and apparently she thinks the opposite. We shall see how well I do in my law and anthropology on Friday.
It has been pretty stressful around the homestead this week. Have a sick kid and hubby had to miss work today. He is working 2 jobs while I am at college. The problem is that with him gone and me gone whom takes care of the kids, dog and cats and laundry and shopping and cleaning and and and and and and and...so I have been trying to keep up with my 18 credits and listen to his tirades...and do homework, study for tests, get son to football and BMX, and daughter to gymnastics...oh and did I mention that I have been doing my ride alongs for my lawenforcement major? And who has time for anything else? Oh and I been helping both the kiddies with their homework too....I use to say I was bored....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHa not lately....Toodles

Whiner

Okay people here is the formal apology...I am soooooooo sorry for the raves the past few days...I normally am not a whiner...I pretty much grin and bare it. I can't imagine peeps just looking at this page and going damn this chick is a freeeekin whiner...people cover your ears....RUN!!!
I wanted to share my "ride along" experiences. For my Law Enforcement major it is mandatory to do what they call ride along with real police people. 24 hours in fact...which might seem like tons but think about it...crime isn't on a time frame and that is what you are there to see. It is interesting because I live in a town with just under 14000 peeps and the last murder was 20 years ago (which I remember and that is sad). So you could say there isn't a lot of crime...but the really really interesting part was I saw a kid cuss out an officer, I mean my ears were red this boy said so many colorful verbs...and this officer took it and took it and then told the lil prick to apologize and let him go. Now that officer gets the medal of the day...cuz if it had been me I woulda found some soap and make him wash that tongue pierce out!!! GO COPPERS....
I get to see what most people don't even think about...what these men in blue go thru day after day and for what? SO stupid people can go out and do it more and then tell everyone what assholes police people are and how messed up our system is. R-I-G-H-T.......
My sista from a different mother emailed me this bunny...I lovedededed it....
I was reading her blog then got detoured to another blog and I was extremely impressed. Just normal things a person should think about but probably don't. It was interesting because she had a Lazy Test...if you spent all day shopping and were exhausted would you, then the test but what was funny is that by rule I put my cart away ALWAYS...and 9 times outta 10 I end up putting some other lazy bastards cart away too!!! So I guess I passed the lazy test....woooohoooo
Now I am really going to be lazy and go re-write my fricken D paper in hopes that I can get it up to a C..............sigh i am not whining by the way I am stating a fact.........Have a Beautiful day PEEPers!!

Horse Shit DAY!!

Well if you haven't figured it out yet....here's your sign ....that right there is genuine horse shit for a horse shit day. Today was the first time in my entire 31 years of living on theis earth, that I have received a D on a paper I wrote. Can ya believe it? I was in shock I still am...I also said something that was taken as a racial slur (which wasn't meant to be) but that was akward and now I feel like a real live horse's ass. Talk about depression at it's finest. I just need to go to bed and that looks like it is outta the question too...boowho boowho.......blow nose...snifffle......choke......cough........snort..........so if one gets a D on a paper does that mean they are stupid?
Sometimes I feel like I am an alien visiting and don't know what the hell I am doing. Today would be one of those days...somebody just put me outta my misery. HELP...lmfao...I will get it eventually ( I hope) but not today...today is just another day I get to kick the shit outta my self-esteem! Okay ANnie SIng it.........The sun will come out, tomorrow...Bet your bottom dollar...That tomorrow, there'll be sunJus' thinkin' about, tomorrow...Clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow'... Til there's none When I'm stuck with the day that's gray and lonelyI just stick out my chin and grin and say, ohhhThe sun will come out, tomorrowSo you gotta hang on 'til tomorrowCome what may...Chorus:Tomorrow, tomorrowI love ya, tomorrowYou're always a day away..........YEAH RIGHT>>>>>>>

How Come...

Nobody is taking MY POLL?? How am I suppose to know these things if you don't take the poll? Gee Whiz, must I spell it out?
P L E A S E T A K E M Y P O L L!!! dammit