The Inner Workings of Me......

Smoke Em if you got Em

2007-10-11T12:57:00.000-05:00

I try to be realistic and I know smoking is bad for you but damn I really liked this billboard. I should hang one up outside my house! If you got em smoke em people! Minnesota is now smoke free. So when people continue to die from lung cancer what are they going to blame it on? Air...

I am having a bad day if you can't tell. My son is still sick and tomorrow is having a CAT scan done. I am sick of him being a damn Guinea pig. he is a boy and mine at that. fucking doctors fucking illnesses fucking A

My Life...

2007-10-08T15:07:00.000-05:00

I worked at detox this weekend. OH HAPPY DAY...it just so happened to be MSU homecoming. We only have 16 beds in our facility and we had 18 people...you do the math. So I had a fun filled weekend. Also, this happened to be the weekend my stepdad goes fishing and leaves my mom home alone to do all the chores. I spent Friday, Saturday and Sunday with her when I wasn't at work. Friday night we decided what a great idea it would be to go to the casino. Wrong answer on that one. We got home at 11am on Saturday and I had to work at 3. Are we having fun yet? Death by lack of sleep...is that possible?

Rock of Love

2007-09-30T22:32:00.000-05:00

My daughter and I have been watching Rock of Love regliously from the beginning and Bret Michels chose JES...wooohooo...thank god he didn't go with Heather, flippen skank! No more reality TV for me....I pray...I can't take it...

High School

2007-09-30T14:49:00.001-05:00

I found this on www.Postsecret.blogspot.com sums the past up doesn't it? There are exceptions to this though...there are some peeps that I liked and miss and don't hate, but the rest well...this post sums those people up nicely.

No matter how much time has passed, the hurt might have dulled a little bit, but I can't imagine that they have changed enough to make me want to forgive them...

Holy Cow

2007-09-27T22:10:00.000-05:00

well it has been a year and 2 months. Marathon man here I comeith...well I have been busy that is all I can say. I am still in school fulltime. and I still work fulltime. and I still have 2 kids and a husband. Since the last time I wrote I have gotten a new dog and a rabbit and a hamster. Yes, I am friggen nutty. I hope all is well in blogland. I want to write more, so I hope to be seeing more of ewes in the future...Chao

Long time no See

2006-08-29T10:45:00.000-05:00

Well I am back in school so I thought I would send a shout out...although no one has looked at my Bloggity blog for ooooooooo so long. That is okay you can't have fan fare forever now can we?? The summer went way too fast but hey I got a nice tan outta the deal so I am okay with that! Was able to spend some time with the kiddies which was extra special. didn't see my husband much (we work different shifts) but that is okay too...if we don't see each other we don't fight....nifty....well I have my next class soon so I am going to sign off...hopefully it won't be months and months until I write next....Cherrio

I Need A Vacation

2006-04-13T12:13:00.000-05:00

And this is where I wanna be...Wouldn't that be grand? If I had a quarter for every "I need, I need...I would be a fucking millionaire. I watched the movie Fun with Dick and Jane last night. Cracked me up! I took my kids on a nature walk too that was fun. We don't usually do things like that. The reasoning is my daughter is a wuss and complains about EVERYTHING, so it wasn't as enjoyable as it should have been. We all need the exercise and with summer coming it is good to get outta the house instead of staying on the computer or watching TV all evening. I hope someday she realizes that I want her to do this for her own health and well-being, not cuz I am a mean mommy, which she said last nite...Wonder what the cut off is for adoption? Kidding.........Have a great day people!! Peace

Tuesday is Movie New Release Day Ya Know

2006-04-04T12:30:00.000-05:00

beautiful day here almost 60 and the beginning of April, what more could a person ask for? I start my new job tomorrow. My days are proving to be long. Yesterday I was up 20 hours, it sucks, I ain't a spring chicken and I have been yawning all damn day. Tomorrow I work from 7 to 3 then a staff meeting form 4 to 6 then night class from 6 to 10. thank goodness I might not have to come in on Friday...........yawning. I would like to see me kids sometime, that would be nice....hell I would like to see myself sometime.............

Friday (TGIF)

2006-03-31T22:00:00.000-06:00

Well I am glad it is Friday but it will become Monday way too soon. Sometimes I wish there were only Friday, Saturday and Sunday that would be sweet! I hate Mondays, Tuesdays Wednesdays and Turdsday too. Go Figure. Anywho, I have had a super busy week. I got a job at the Juvenile Detention Center here, so I am pretty pumped about that. I have to get my shots before I can start. So now I work and go to school full-time. Superwoman at her finest. They say these are the best years of my life, whom ever came up with that was obviously not a mother of two, going to college fulltime, working, 4 pets, a morgtage, kids sports, church functions, house cleaning, laundry and grocery shopping. WOW these ARE the best years of my life. If I were any older doing all this shit I would probably die of exhaustion. Have a relaxful weekend Bloggers...Peace Out.

Hola

2006-03-30T12:08:00.000-06:00

Been awhile fellow bloggers, but have you ever had it where there just wasn't nothing to write about? Well I think that I am having a period of time in my life that I really don't have much to say. I must be depressed usually a person can't get me to shut up. I've been to the doctor and he says I am normal and he must know right? Right..........

Spring Sprang Sprung

2006-03-21T12:48:00.000-06:00

It is the second day of spring here but it doesn't feel like it. 27 degrees with snow on the ground doesn't feel like spring to me. But spring is my favorite season. I love the smells and all the birds and watching brown turn to greens and colors but I would have to say that my favorite is the butterflies, just watching them is pretty cool, to me.
I was just thinking about buying a cockatiel but with the 3 putty tats that I have I am not sure if they would eat it or not. I will have to probably wait on that. Anyways for all of you that haven't figured it out.....Spring has Sprung..........TA-TA

Happy Camper

2006-03-20T12:16:00.001-06:00

Well boys and girls been a long time. Well not long but it seems that way. My mother was in the hospital and almost died, so that took a lot of my time and I didn't get any help with her because apparently no LIFE at all. My mother is terrified of hospitals and I just couldn't leave her there alone. Didn't seem to bother anyone else. Anyways she needed a blood transfusion of 5 units and then an emergency hysterectomy due to a fybroid that ruptured. The only two good things that came out of it is that she didn't die and the fybroids were benign. So that makes me a happy camper. Plus some other cool things are happening in my world that I can't talk about at the moment but soon (maybe) I don't want to jinx nothing you know!. ALL is well in school I think, just got off of spring break and I didn't go anywhere but to the hospital so nothing to tell about that. well I don't think there really is anything more to say at this point hope all is well with everyone else in Blogland....Peace Out

This bout sums "IT" up

2006-03-07T13:21:00.000-06:00

I have a test in my Victims class today. This is the chick that marks your answer wrong if you miss spell it or it is in the wrong order, so does it really even pay? I had gotten a test back in my criminal investigations last nite, that went so-so I got a B. Then the paper I did I got an A so that was pleasant. And last but not least the Biology test that I studied and thought I aced I got an F on. SO my thought is WTF....I am having a breakdown people!! And that bunny in the middle is starting to represent me...WAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Now with out further ADO I present..........Rod Sterling........

I HATE ALGEBRA

2006-03-06T14:38:00.000-06:00

So when I was an over achiever in High School I took trigonometry and calculus because I had taken all the Algebra courses I could and I did really well. So now I ask, why can't I get it? I am currently getting a 57% in the class and I need a 70% to pass, just so I can take another class next semester. SO tell me why am I having such a hard time with this?? I took a pre-test just now and I received a 4 out of 29. I have a test on Thursday. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?? I need to take this damn math class for my generals to be able to graduate. OH HOW I HATE ALGEBRA!!
Okay I am done venting. I can only assume that you get the picture and can truly see that I am struggling and need help. I guess I will be spending an extra amount of time with the TA's this week so I might have a chance of passing this god forsaken test on Thursday...Cheerio

Just Another Day

2006-02-28T12:44:00.000-06:00

I was on my way to campus last nite and here is the list of animals i.e. roadkill I saw along my way: Deer, cat, opossum, bird, pheasant and something I couldn't tell what it was then I see a gaggle (hahahaha) of wild turkeys and a bald eagle sitting in a corn field and while I was tallying all these animals up I almost ran over a black cat. WHAT THE HELL...I wonder sometimes, if what I see is real! Unfortunately I am not on drugs so I know I am not hallucinating but WTF...I almost turned around and went home. I am an animal lover and have to say a small pray when I see dead animals and I tell you the Lord was telling me to SHUT UP...

Failure

2006-02-20T14:00:00.000-06:00

The definition of Failure:
The condition or fact of not achieving the desired end or ends: the failure of an experiment.
One that fails: a failure at one's career.
The condition or fact of being insufficient or falling short: a crop failure.
A cessation of proper functioning or performance: a power failure.
The act or fact of failing to pass a course, test, or assignment.
A decline in strength or effectiveness

Aren't words funny? I don't feel like this but currently I am failing two of my courses. YIKES.

My husband says I am in a "depression" I don't feel like I am but who knows...Apparently everyone else knows me better than I know myself.

I am tempted to drop one of my classes but to me that would be failing. I have requested help on 2 separate occasions and was told "It will come to me" Is that normal? If I thought "it would come to me" I wouldn't be fricking asking for help would I??

I swear sometimes (like NOW) I feel like I am in the Twilight Zone...DO DO; DO DO; and any minute Rod Sterling is going to come out and start talking and I am going to say. "I knew it, I just knew it"

An oxy-moron

2006-02-16T11:43:00.000-06:00

Today my town and surrounding towns are in a "weather-warning" blah blah blah. I on the other hand had to ignore these "precautions" because I have 3 tests today. My son wanted to make sure that I had packed a blanket and food in the trunk incase I got stranded somewhere. Then he said I love you and give me a kiss in front of his pre-pubescent friends. Now I say WOW I have to be in dire circumstances before my child does the forbidden...kisses mom on the the front steps of school. Wish it would snow more often then. Anyways...I was driving behind this Volvo one day and it had a bumper sticker (I am a sucker for a "good" or "funny" bumper sticker) and I creep a litter closer cuz I wasn't wearing my glasses and right there is says...."Stop polluting my air and ride a bicycle" Now I think to myself how dumb does this broad have to be to put an environmental sticker on her fricken car?? And now I wonder how many people pissed in her gene pool....Now for the next one...I suffer road rage not really bad but enough to make your ears turn red with the obscence language. In the town I live in there is no maximum age that you can drive so almost everyday you will see grandma or grandpa driving the ole' crown Victoria just barely able to look thru that 2 inch area between the steering wheel and the dashboard...you really think they might be taller but that is the old lady's bun...anyways I have been cut off, run off and nearly crashed my automobile numerous times because of this and I have seriously thought of becoming a lawmaker to prevent people in their 90's from driving a car. am I the only person that thinks independence vs safety is a real issue here? Okay I am down rambling have a great day peeps!!

Happy Valentine's Day

2006-02-14T10:03:00.000-06:00

Happy Valentine's Day to anyone out there in blogland. Not much happening here other than school, which really isn't new. I have a quiz I need to study for, but wanted to send out my happy thoughts for one of societies worst holidays EVER!! So I hope you get shot in the ass with Cupid's arrow and like it! Ciao

Old Cliche'

2006-02-02T08:47:00.000-06:00

My mother use to tell me...if you don't have anything nice to say shut the hell up....LOVE YOU MOM....so I haven't really had anything good to say so I haven't said anything. I am a little swamped and between papers and studying for tests and quizes I just haven't had time to be here or there or anywhere. I could have wrote books for Dr Suess you know. Anywho...hope all is well in Blogland....I wouldn't know the one person that could get a good chuckle outta me is AWOL!! Speaking of studying I am off to study for a Victims test and also one for Creative Writing....AWESOME....Chao

Friday

2006-01-27T12:06:00.000-06:00

I was going to write today but I ran outta time. Aint that some funny chit? Anywho I will try this weekend, in between studying for 3 tests I have next week and homie-work. Peace Peeps

Spin on "Criminal Mind"

2006-01-23T17:20:00.000-06:00

Interesting tidbit since my major is Law Enforcement...way back when, someone thunk up the fact that a criminal had a different 'make-up" than a law abiding citizen. thus trying to dissect the brain to see if their theory held any water. I found this picture. It is gross, but oh well that is life.
I suppose I could do better things with my time then spend them searching the internet for pictures. Or I could sing "If I only had a brain" like the tinman in the wizard of Oz or was that the scarecrow. I just don't know. I am off to my Criminal Investigation class...Toddles

Sometimes you feel like a nut...

2006-01-19T12:15:00.000-06:00

Hi-
I have a moment before my next class and I thought I would "blog" to pass some time. I was just thinking that I would enjoy an Almond Joy, and now I can't get that damn jingle outta my head. Their PR person needs to be commended for catchy jingles that annoy the shit outta everyone but people can't stop singing their praises...
So my first week of school has promised to be quite interesting. I didn't doubt it for one second, that it would be dull would be contrary to what my life is all about you know...anywho...
I did find out that my Biology class doesn't dissect anything and that pleased me greatly. Lee my FYI instructor dogged me about not wanting to dissect a kitten. MEN...sometimes you can't live with them and you can't hide the body...
I just finished my homework for my victimology course, I think that one will be the most stimulating for me by far. It is for my major so I guess that will make sense.
I have to take a remedial math class which sucks. I took calculus and trigonometry in High School but can't remember a lick of it so here I sit with the 098 class WOOOOHOOOO.... that means that I need to take it because I didn't pass the "placement" test and all that jazz...you could only get 5 wrong outta 20 to pass and lucky me got 5 right....i must be dyslexic...

Time Keeps on Slippin' Into the Future...

2006-01-11T09:27:00.000-06:00

Monday had to be one of the ickiest days thus far this year...teehee thank goodness I have a whole 12 months to go...my grandpas birthday he is dead he died 9-19-1999...which happened to be on my 25th birthday. Is it a sign I wonder? Anyways my books cost me $483 and I still need one more. The same day I found out that my husband "forgot" to claim a little something something to the IRS last year and we thus got audited and now owe $1200 by the 8th of Feb. AND...my son needs a major surgery on his Penelope and his 'new' insurance says it is a pre-existing condition and won't carry him. My oh my what a wonderful day. I suppose when it rains it pours...I just wish it would rain over the damn ocean or something...I am getting seriously tired of all this bullcocky....My son is really starting to worry about his 'friend' that has been non-existent his whole short life. but now that he knows it should be doing something he is really worried. As much as I try to tell him that I 'think' (because I really don't know either, which makes me a liar) it will be okay he is still worrying about that whole situation. So I need puppy power and I will have to figure out a plan. By the time I am done with my school I will be $50,000 in debt (not including out lovely home or car) and that isn't without this pending surgery my kiddie needs...somebody call somebody with some money...I say I put it in God's hands (which I have) but I still worry. I am only human. And well folks money is just money...but my son is my son and I have only one.....

Gee Wiz

2006-01-03T08:05:00.000-06:00

I almost forgot how to work this blog. Ain't that funny? Not quite. My kiddies are back in school. That is a relief, I will miss them though we were really starting to have fun!..I unlike some people I know LOVE My kids and I enjoy being with them! My kids might not (they are at that age) but who cares. I refuse to be one of those people that spend all their time making money and try then to make time. No way Jose'...So anywho, I made it through Christmas and school starts on the 17th for me. I still need to get my books. I have to do that next week! I am waiting to see if one of my courses is going to get dropped. Apparently I am the only one taking it. That bites! I really need that class and it is really going to fuck up my long term goal on what I need to take and when. DAMMIT...I am going to take a nap...Peace Out

Un-decided

2005-12-12T21:46:00.000-06:00

I haven't decided yet if I am going to keep this blogity blog going. My FYE class is now over and this journal was for that specific class. So I am just going to wait and see I guess to what I feel like doing with this here blog. I have one last final on Wednesday. My dad called me for the first time since his marriage to Satan. I haven't quite learned how to deal with that yet. He informed me that his brother my uncle is dying and I should boogie up to the cities to "say goodbye"...well folks this man is scum and a rapist and a creep and all of the nasty things that make your skin crawl. I say death is really too good for this slimeball, so I would have to nicely say NO THANK you on the "say goodbye" part. I was told I am an asshole. My daddy loves to call me that I think it is his new pet name for his grown daughter....ASSHOLE...I have often felt funny when a man has called me jerk or asshole, why, heck I think those names really should be left to the male species. It makes me feel funny! Call me crazy.....see ewes later!

BURRRRRR....

2005-12-05T09:39:00.000-06:00

This is what I saw when I drove into campus today. The temperature at 9:30 am is negative 4 and the high today will be 5 above. OH HOW I HATE MINNESOTA. For all those people wishing for snow, for the holiday season...I hope your happy with the 10 inches we got over the last week. On a happy note ALL my papers are done! Now all I have to do is wait for all my finals to actually be final! Had a pretty uneventful weekend. Stayed indoors to try and conserve heat.

Register for Classes

2005-12-02T23:15:00.000-06:00

Well that was a little cluster fuck to say the least but alas I am registered and I am still alive to write in this darn blog. I have 3 papers to write this weekend and then NO MORE PAPERS FOR 1 WHOLE MONTH...wooooohooooo.
I also made a mistake on my GPA I currently have a 3.5. How bout them apples? So my next semester will look like this:
Biology- Our Natural World
English- Intensive Writing-Intro to Creative Writing
Law Enforcement-Criminal Investigation
Law Enforcement- Victim/survivors
Math- Intermediate Algebra

Yes I picked em so leave off....have a good weekend all!! I miss my friend Nich!!

Lech Walesa

2005-12-01T09:32:00.000-06:00

WOW is all I can say. I attended this man's lecture yesterday and I was impressed. The funny thing you would think that this man ran a country for a number of years and his influence was HUGE and he will be in history books forever and well....he was really really SHORT...I couldn't believe it. I got to take my picture with him and I am a tall girl and this man actually did the tippy toe stance to try and appear bigger. WOW!! I realized that even super powers have hang up's too. Way to cool...this is one of those things that will be in my "need to remember" file in my melon.
Speaking of melon....a short story for you to illustrate just what I have to put up with for "common sense" around my homestead!
When we moved into this house there was a window air conditioner in the living room. I asked Steve to take it out. He didn't. His response was that it wouldn't really matter if it was in (WHA?) So I left it be. He went out and bought a cover for it and we 'tried' to insulate it from the inside. And well this just hasn't been working and last nite I told him that we really needed to take out this air conditioner. He said NO, that it has been in there too long and will crack the window. I swear he just thinks of this shit to piss me off. Or to do the total opposite of what I ask. He is worse than my children. Anyways. It snowed a little here last nite, maybe 3 inches and I thought I would be nice and shovel seeing as HE didn't"T and I have nothing better to do than bust my ass to make way for the mail man. So I am shoveling my little heart out and BHAM...I don't even realize what has happened but the world is spinning and I feel like I am going to pass out and I feel a little hot wetness running down my forehead and think what in the hell. Here I ran my flippen head right into the corner of the damn window air conditioner because its ass end is hanging over my side walk. and OOOOOOOOOOOOO I am just really upset and my head has a big dent in it.
I needed full capacity today, because I have to register for classes at 4 pm and Dammit I already forgot and had to write myself a note. I feel like I have scrambled brains.....

Playing Dress Up

2005-11-29T17:24:00.000-06:00

I get to play dressup for the lecture with Lech Walesa tomorrow. This has become a little mini nightmare in itself. I quit smoking in August and nicotine is a hunger suppressor. And well I have gained some weigh. I for one don't really care it just bothers me that none of my clothes fit anymore which sucks. I feel like since having kids my shape will never be what it was and who cares? But I was told to 'dress up' for this lecture and well all my clothes are TOO SMALL...and I made the mistake of trying to jump myself into a skirt in front of my son. He tried really hard not to laugh, but it came out and my feelings are hurt. Let the Anorexia begin. It is funny I eat healthy and usually will only eat once a day and smaller snacks (veggies and stuff) throughout the day but I am addicted to POP and that is what is causing this 'problem' of mine. I wish I could just step into a machine press a button and *poof* be magically delicisous. OH I plum forgot. I did my GPA which was a 3.2 and was told by my advisor that it wasn't good 'enough'. I about lost my cork. I am running my family and taking care of 2 kids I live 40 miles from campus and I have 6 fucking classes HARD classes not underwater basket weaving. And this broad says it isn't good 'enough' BITE ME!!!

Oh What a Wonderful life......lol

2005-11-28T19:37:00.000-06:00

For some reason on this laptop I can't download pictures to this blog. WEIRD!! So my advisor was asking what my GPA is and I didn't know so I asked an instructor, Lee and he gave me this nifty graph type worksheet to figure it out and I am like totally ecstatic...I am getting a 3.2. Not my highest for learning (I graduated HS with a 3.6 (I think)) SO today I felt really proud for the first time in a long time. It was a good feeling if only it could last longer than a few moments. I went to get myself and the kids haircuts....YIKES, the chick gave me a MULLET...WTF...I guess medium size layers translates into MULLET up here in the boon docks. Both the kids look great though, so I guess things even themselves out! I can count on 2 hands how many days are left in this semester for me WOWZA.....I am really excited about that!! I am kind of getting bored with the courses that I have currently and am looking forward to the change in venue! Cheerio....

WELL WELL WELL

2005-11-26T21:37:00.000-06:00

Well my puter magically blew up on Friday and NO ONE in this household will fess up to it. TO make a long story short I had to buy a new one. Well to make an even longer story shorter I couldn't afford a "new" one so I opted for plan b...pawn america. That place rocks. So I get a presario born in 7/05 for $500. Not bad. My momma bear paid for half for an early Christmas present so I had to come up with the rest. NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH THIS BUT ME,MYSELF AND I.
I am surrounded by idiots I swear. Also I can't get to my email...Nich that is why no mail from moi...can't get into it until Monday(I hope)...haven't started my papers...yes I said papers and not singular. multiple....sigh...2 more weeks....YIPPEE fucking skippy....Steve's mother said to him that I don't deserve to be in college...FUCKING...bleep bleep bleep bleeep bllleeeeeeppppp...this woman (if that is what you could call her) is a...crap I don't even think there is a word for her. Lets not go there I don't have enough time to get into it....have a nice remainder of a weekend....see ewes really soon!!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

2005-11-24T11:50:00.000-06:00

Oh give thanks unto the Lord for he is good, and his mercy endures forever...Amen

Happy day before Thanksgiving

2005-11-23T06:17:00.000-06:00

Well boys and girls I have a presentation today. ICK. I really don't do well public speaking. I can do it, I just don't like it and then I start to ramble because I am nervous, and then well I probably make an ass outta myself. Today's topic was to be a book that you liked or could relate to. My subject is extremely controversial and I have to explain it to a bunch of 18 year olds that giggle when you say penis in a sentence. I picked this subject because My son was born with a major deformation in his genitials and basically he can pee, there isn't anything there. It has become a major issue around our home because he is due for another surgery at the Mayo and my son is scared shitless. He has had 5 already to try and fix it but to no avail. The doctors say he probably won't ever have kids and very unlikely to ever experience a woody. Why am I telling you all this? I don't know. Isn't it amazing how you can look at someone and just "don't know a damn thing about that person"? I am having one of my mornings and I was just thinking have good I have it. My son on the other hand got the short end of that stick. I left his dad because he blamed me for the problem with the genitals. saying it was my fault, and for a short time I actually believed that. Anyways to make a long story short this book I picked was a true story about a freak accident at a hospital and the parents opted to give their son a transgendered operation because at the time the Mayo Hospital didn't have the technology or knowledge or foresight to be able to help this family. And they turned their boy into a girl and this story was just heart breaking. Well I was faced with the same dilemma. The doctors told me it would have been 'easier' (easier for who I wondered at the time) to make my son into a girl and give him hormones for the rest of his life. But I just couldn't do it. This book was one of the reasons why. Playing god with someone else's life is really a terrible experience. I don't recommend it!! Well I am off to campus to talk about something dear to me and I feel sick...Have a nice day

Normally My Day Off

2005-11-22T09:22:00.000-06:00

Tuesdays are normally my day off, but due to my grades in Anthropology if I forfeit some of my time for service learning then I can get extra credit. And since it is a numbers game with my grade I opted to do the time. So here I am at the wonderful campus library, trying to do some research on my ethnics paper. I am doing my paper on shamanism in North America. How interesting does that sound? A little dreary today...I think the weather emulates peoples moods...Yesterday I did finish my presentation prep work and an different assignment I had on 'eavesdropping'. If I get this Ethnics paper done over Thanksgiving I will be over joyed. I have another paper due tomorrow by 3 but in order for me to do the paper I have to meet with my advisor and she is seeing me at noon. I procrastinated just a little bit on this one and it came back to haunt me. So when I needed the appointment she couldn't get me in until the last minute. I really should know better by now not to leave things until the last minute!! Next week I get to sign up for Spring semester...which means I AM ALMOST DONE...and frankly I am surprised I made it this far!!! Peace out...

I did Forget...

2005-11-21T12:30:00.000-06:00

Okay fellow bloggers, I can't believe that I forgot to mention this.......and I am super super excited. TO much is going on that must be the reason. I had to pick up my test for my Intro to Law Enforcement Class on Friday and my instructor told me to pick it up at his office after class, so I go there and here he invited me (along with 2 others) to go see a lecture featuring the former president of Poland, Lech Walesa. I am soooooooooooooo excited. I know that I sound like an idiot most days here, but I am fairly intelligent and really enjoy the more intellectual side of things...go figure. This lecture is by invite only people..........WOOOOHOOOO. And for those of ewes whom don't know who this guy is....he helped liberate Poland from communist regime. He was also awarded a Nobel Peace Prize...Have I said how excited I am yet?

Almost Forgot...

2005-11-21T08:35:00.000-06:00

Took my kiddies to Harry Potter yesterday...And it was excellent...Yes I am coming out of the closet... I LOVE HARRY POTTER...sigh...I have even read the latest book and know who they killed off...Call me a dork...I loved the books and loved seeing them in film too...

Karma

2005-11-21T08:14:00.000-06:00

I am a firm believer in what goes around comes around. Why? because when ever I do something stupid, where I definitely know better, well it seems to come back and bite me in the ass later. One time (this did happen) this guy was standing in front of me in line at the store he dropped some money (I think a twenty) on the ground. Being 16 I was broke so I pretended that I didn't see it drop and pocketed the cash. That very next week I lost a paycheck for $80 and the company wouldn't reimburse me for it...Karma...I have other examples but from when I was younger, I have learned that If I do something bad, something bad usually happens to me. So I tend to walk the straight and narrow!!
So something funky happened to me yesterday while I was at the laundry mat. I am not sure if I have stated that kids love me...I don't know why I am not particularly fond of children, but when ever I am out they seem to hone in on me and I don't know why. So my daughter and I are at this laundry mat and there are 2 little girls that invited my daughter and I to color with them. We sat down and I asked everyone their names and Tiatianna was the first to introduce her little self, then myself, then my daughter and then Karma...yes boys and girls I finally met Karma in the shape of a 5 year old blonde haired blue eye little cupid. So being that I am a "sign" person I know this is one, I just haven't figured out what yet.
Okay I am going to tell about a dream that I had the other night (and then I will shut up and go to class) and if there is a dream interpreter out there then HELP...Usually when I am stressed out (which I am) I start to have messed up dreams, that is why I am sharing cuz this is messed up...I am walking and I come across a whole assortment of dead pigs and in my dream I am thinking to myself "this is weird" and they are all shapes and sizes and in different stages of decay and they smell really bad and tons of flies...so I continue walking and I come to this 'water hole' and there is a huge moose at one end stuck in the mud, dead. and in the dream I know that this is the reason the pigs are dead because they drank the water with the dead moose in it. So the next thing I know my kids are swimming in the 'pool' and I am freaking out...and they are telling me the water is fine and I am telling them that no it isn't and then I am so upset I wake myself up....I use to love to go to sleep, but my dreams are getting really messed up!! Adios Amigos

The Story of My Life...

2005-11-19T22:17:00.000-06:00

Well I traded in my 6 month old washer and dryer set for a new stove 2 weeks ago and tonite my washer (the washer that was here in this house when we moved in, lady told me "they work great!!") went out. Lord have mercy. I swear when it rains in my world it effing pours until I almost drown in it. What are the odds? Flat tire, broken spin cycle, doggie getting black mud all over my brand new carpet, new broom breaking, cord detaching from rear defogger on car, kid breaking nose, other kid getting sick, husband being a dink, there's more believe you me, but I feel like I am whining and need to stop...all in one week...now I know why somebody came up with that Calghoun take me away slogan...anyways I finished one paper tonite only have 5 more to go in the next week and half...I have to write a memoir too, but I am having a hard time choosing one episode in my life to write about (there are just so many) what is a girl to do? Maybe someday I will write a book...Anywho I am tired and I have to get up to listen to my daughter sing in church tomorrow, early...so goodnite and sleep tight!

Signs, Symbols and Omens

2005-11-18T06:15:00.000-06:00

...So last night my husband and I and our 7 year old daughter are driving in the old jalopy "ol' blue" and his tire BLOWS out. And we are on this little stretch of road from 5pm to 8pm and not one fricken car stopped...4 stopped looked then turned around and kept going. WHAT IN THE HELL?? I know it was 5 degrees and I know it was dark but give me an effin break...frickin people and I can almost guarantee that these people that drove right by us thinking "poor bastard" are the same ones sittin in church ohhhhing and ahhhhing about how fucken great they are and that they are good people and yada yada yada. I think I am more mad at my husband than anyone because apparently the tire had a slow leak (what the hell?) and he just didn't think it would do that...Great time to test that effed up theory. But then I see him laying on the cold ground for over an hour at a time (cuz the tire had corroded on the axle) and then a person wonders why I am so effed up!! So yes I believe in signs and yes I believe in omens and yesterday was a sign that I needed to stay in bed and put ear plugs in! I have class so gotta run have a great Friday..............

Forgot to Mention

2005-11-17T08:33:00.000-06:00

I must be like a marathon runner...I go really strong in the beginning but then lag my ass at the finish line...I am getting petered out with the school thing. I have oh about 6 papers to write up in the next 2 weeks and I am not looking forward to it AT ALL...also 2 presentations (which I hate) yeah speaking in public isn't my thing. And imagining people naked well that doesn't do anything for me either so really doesn't work...Next semester am taking classes closer to home, the driving sucks with the gas prices so am hoping only have to go to campus once or twice a week next semester! that would be stupendous! Anyways that is the scoop on my college education but hell when this semester is done I will know how to write a paper and basically where humans come from (monkey boy) and um the history of racism in America and how to watch a film and what "fruit of the poisonous tree" really means and now I am set for the real world dammit I am a WINNER....

This is SO Me

2005-11-17T08:08:00.000-06:00

If I were sculpture I couldn't do a piece of art better then this! aaaahhhhhhh the beauty of art is always in the eye of the beholder... I have some weird thing

too when it comes to eyes I dunno why, they

freak me out in a way but not too...I have a big

eye tattooed on my shoulder (well it wasn't suppose

to be that originally but later got re-constructed into

that) So I can literally freak my kiddies out and they

say how can you see that...and I tell them I have an extra

eye on my back. Crappy story bout that tattoo is when I turned 18 I just HAD TO HAVE one...like an STD...so my

brilliant friend and I went to this no-name tattoo guy and he says we can have these monster tats for like 50 dollars and that was super cheap but being young and dumb I can't realized that cheap isn't always a good thing. SO we go and order up our tattoos and my friend goes first and hers looks like shit but I am thinking if she can do it I can do it. Well when she is done it is my turn and I am telling you it was the worse pain in my entire life literally worse than childbirth. Apparently (what I found out later) you aren't suppose to tattoo on sunburn which I had and you can actually go too deep...which he did so now it is raised even after 13 years (scar tissue) and he ruined it beyond compare. SO I had to pay a 'professional' another $400 to fix it and cover up most of it. thus turning my tattoo into a freaky eyeball MASTERPIECE...needless to say the first tattoo guy gave a minor Hep C and was closed down...thank the lord! Anywho how in the world did I get on hating winter to my tattoo story? Talk about a segway....

if your so inclined

2005-11-16T17:51:00.000-06:00

youre the midnight fariy
always gazing at the stars wondering how the world
can be made better

What kind of fairy are you?
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Faery

2005-11-16T12:08:00.000-06:00

I love Faery's...when I was little they were called Fairy's but alas due to some ignorant people I can't say fairy unless I am labeling a specific group (which I AM NOT!!!). Growing up in an abusive home I suppose a kid is more liable to find some "make-believe" thing appear real than what the kid actually sees every day. SO for me it was the mystical. I loved unicorns and faery's. Now that I am a tad older I still like the mystical but I don't collect them much. But I am a sucker for Angels. I am not sure why, I just am! I named a dog I had once Angel (in truth she probably should have been Lucifer, she was bad, bad and more bad) I think if you can have mental illness in humans you can in animals also. This dog was crazy but I loved her and one day she snapped literally and my husband had to bring her to the vet to go to doggie heaven. On our 5th Anniversary. That was a sad day in my life. Anyways that year my mother (whom I don't like to name LOL) she was in Vegas for Christmas and brought me back this little Rottweiler doggie with wings. And my Angel was a Rottie and now she had her wings. It choked me up something fierce even to this day that little ornament was the best present that I got. How stupid is that? Don't tell my mother she always buys me socks and underwear for Christmas...My stepdad God Bless his little German tight ass goes out and gets my sister and I a bottle of bubble bath and tapes a Hundie on the front....LOVE IT...so I look forward to that, then I go out and spend it on everybody but me...too funny... maybe this year I will actually buy myself something. Steve got 33 dollars from his parents this year WOWZA they wrote in the card don't spend it all in one place. bout pissed myself with mirth that wouldn't even fill his truck up with a tank of gas. But I remember as a little kid getting a dollar and thinkin I won the effin lottery and my grandma saying the same thing but I could actually buy a candy bar and have change for another one a different day. amazing. But I can still get my kid to shovel for a quarter lucky for him I ain't a tight wad I have him a $5. My husband on the other hand will go Hey anyone wanna make a quarter and no one answers Yeah I wanna bust my ass for a quarter...I got some papers to write to carry on..........

Blizzard Anyone?

2005-11-15T08:28:00.000-06:00

Well if you live in southern Minnesota you will know then tomorrow they are predicting a blizzard. Oh how I hate Minnesota..(really I do!) Yes 6 inches of snow might not seem like a lot to a person but add that with oh say 50 mile an hour wind and we have a major ass BIG snow globe going on!! Anywho tomorrow is my 5 class day and well I live 40 miles from campus and well if I lookie out my window at 5 am and see that it is lookin a lot like Christmas....I am haulin my ass back to bed! Speaking of which where in the hell did Thanksgiving go? I am so sick of Christmas! Yeah call me anti-social...Hell If I believed in it I would convert to Jehovahs Witness because I hate holidays so much! I feel bad for my kids, they are lucky if I get a tree....me HATE THE HOLIDAYS... so you won't be gettin a Christmas card of me thank you very much! Just kidding I will stoop to give those a card that have sent me one first. Hell at 37 cents a stamp plus the card and energy to write Merry Christmas from blah, blah, blah and blah....who cares they just get ditched in the garbage anyways....wanna know what I really dislike.........BRAG letters or should I say poopie letters...I received one last year and it was the worst kind you can imagine. The 'lady' wrote about gall bladder surgery and a hernia and some other uncomfortable illness but then at the end said they were blessed, what in the hell is that? I digress...I don't dig the holidays and this year is really bad because I am majorally broke and my kids want want want and I can't can't can't............

Clown anyone....

2005-11-11T17:05:00.000-06:00

NOW...

I really must be sick...this shit just cracks me up...I am twisted...

So last nite my oldest broke his nose...at church...and no I can't make this shit up...and I send him to school because the doctor wouldn't do nothing anyways and then the nurse calls...in her ever so superior tone...so you say he did this at church right? And I am thinking no bitch I beat my kid up right before he ate his lucky charms for breakfast. I swear when you marry your cousin around here you really shouldn't be populating!! And I am angry and upset so I pick up the kid because apparently he is causing a disturbance with his looks and I am looking at the nurse thinking Mother Nature gave her a case of the fuglies don't be taking it out on my kid. I dunno can kids have bizarre accidents with out the parent being accused of the mommy dearest act?

And to top that all off my youngest was sick today and I suppose now I am locking her in her room beating her with wire hangers too....WHY WHY WHY WHY............

Today was really one of those days that I craved, yearned, dreamed of smokin in the boys room...

I can taste it...smell it....I don't care if I smell like a big butt or ashtray....sigh....was only the thought of dying that prevented me from lighten up.........Have a nice weekend people and hopefully will see you bright eyed and bushy tailed on Monday...how come Monday sounds so much like Mundane.....??

Stop Clownin Around

2005-11-10T17:41:00.000-06:00

My friend says she don't likey the clowns so THat really means she wanna see way more fugly clowns. Ironically my daughter is sick too...go figure with this damn weather and all these kids with spigots of snot AKA noses running. ICKY. I will have to take tomorrow off of school to be with her (my turn) Steve took off the last time so I wouldn't miss class. Sucks to be me...my daughter is an ornery whiney patient (hmmm reminds me of her daddy-o) and if I gave a bell she would use it, yes she would! She is sad though that she is missing school...what 7 year old loves school? I ask if she is on drugs she laughs and says MOOMMMMMMMM like I am the one sniffin pine sol. My son does the same thing. He is almost 12 they act like I am a dunder head I was that age too once..........what the hell was I just dropped outta the sky? THey think so.....silly wabbit tricks are for kids

Clowns freak me out

2005-11-09T18:59:00.000-06:00

Wouldn't you want this lil critter doin your kids birthday party?? Twisted I know...I read a book on Gacy and that was just wrong...then another book came out about a college student that befriended him in prison now that shit will scare the daylights outta anyone!
I have gotten a little behind on my journals so I need one more this week to get caught up. Solly bout that LEE...just too much to do and so little time!!
I had an asthma attack on campus today and didn't have my inhaler that was pretty stimulating. After the coughing for bout 20 minutes straight I decided to call it a day and went home. I had to miss my night class. I quit smoking in August in hopes that I would be able to breath better but so far....NADA...makes me a little worried need to go get that checked out. SMOKING IS BAD>>>>>>>>>>>BAD>>>>>>>>
Like nobody knows that......I am not one of those ex smokers that becomes a dick. I know it is hard to stop and it is super easy to start again once you stop so for whom ever that has...YOU GO...and if you have never but are still critical it is like that old saying bout throwing stones and the glass house and all that jazz.......anyways I am going to go rot my brain with a movie called the Devils Rejects......

2005-11-07T09:39:00.000-06:00

Apparently you can't publish GOOD blogs because I just tried and it erased the whole damn thing....stupid blogland....Anywho This weekend was okay...I spent Saturday with my mother and I am still alive and yesterday I wrote 4 papers....yes that is write FOUR....Vier....Quatro....it still translates to a lot of papers to be written in one day, but I did it and I am still here....Steve and I didn't get into one fight the whole weekend...simply amazing and my kids were actually quite good...considering....all in all we had a great weekend....miracles never cease....I am hoping that this weekend was an introduction to a great week that would be good! I have 2 tests and 1 major paper due this week...so I need all the help I can get...................

It's Friday...Again

2005-11-04T06:07:00.000-06:00

Yeah do that why don't ya'...it's Friday again people. Another week down the drain, wondering to myself what I have accomplished all week. I won't answer that because other than school not much! And Monday I didn't even go. Tomorrow I get to spend ALL DAY WITH MY MOTHER...now that should be loads and loads of fun. Listening to my kids whine and my mother well just being my mother. WOOOOOHOOOOO. My house is almost done though with the unpacking and putting away. There is only so much I can do, so I have been limiting myself to what ever I feel like doing. This week unfortunately not much. Slowly but surely. Well people have fun and have a nice weekend!!

Another Wednesday

2005-11-02T06:12:00.000-06:00

Have I told ewe's yet that I AM NOT A MORNING person? I don't like the cold, and I don't drink coffee...so i think I am just basically screwed all around. This morning I would just love to go back to bed (I have a heater blanket) and snuggle myself with my dog, and go back to sleep....HAHAHHAHAAHAHa...today is my 5 class day....maybe that is why I am starting to loathe Wednesdays too......Peace out...have a happy Hump day people of Blogland!

Trick or Treat

2005-11-01T09:41:00.000-06:00

So we did the trick or treat thingy with our daughter last nite (son went with his 'goulish' friends instead of the family...we aren't cool enough for him anymore). I was amazed, some people actually opened the door looking surprised that they had a visitor and I am thinking to myself "self: they have the light on and halloween shit in their yard" DOH...I guess that is a Minnesota thing. They made a haul with the candy, should make our family dentist super pleased.
I have a paper due. Yeah, I need 8 pages and I have 1 line done. I am drawing a complete blank with what I need to do. I have asked the teacher 2 times already and I am thinking she thinks I am stupid or sump. I dunno I just had too much going on all at once and now that it has slowed down I need to get this paper done and don't know how to start the damn thing.

Happy Hollow-weinie

2005-10-31T08:42:00.000-06:00

Moving Tomorrow

2005-10-27T18:58:00.000-05:00

Well people we are moving tomorrow...so I am disconnecting this computer tonite...shocker!! We have done a lot and I am excited to finally be almost done. I have another big test in Anthropology tomorrow so wish me luck. I was the president of my FFA chapter way back when I should be able to remember some Agricultural things...that is what this test is on...but like 10000 years ago...lmfao. Anyways you peeps won't see me here for a few days so you know what I am doing...again say a prayer for me and my testy tomorrow!! Ta-Ta

Asian Beetles Taste Really Bad

2005-10-26T05:58:00.000-05:00

I use to think ladybugs were cute...I would buy things like crafty stuff for my walls well NOT ANYMORE...up here in Minnesota, we have been infiltrated with Asian Beetles, they look like lady bugs but aren't and they are nasty lil buggers. They hibernate and come out in the fall full force, they smell and they bite...lil bastards. Last night I am getting ready for bed and have one last sip of my Dr Pepper (my FAVORITE) and i feel something that I know shouldn't be in my mouth but I don't know what it is so I start gagging and spit the mouthful of pop out (all over my desk....eg: homework) and my mouth is burning and tastes really bad and I am going what the hell thinking something musta been in it from the packaging place...there at the bottom flipped on its back trying to flip over is a bettle...I really lost my cookies...for 1 I don't like bugs...tolerate yes eat NO, for 2 I don't like weird shit in my mouth NO NO NO...Needless to say I run to the bathroom toss my wonderful pot roast that I had earlier and try and try to get the taste of that beetle outta my mouth to no avail...I swear...in my world when it rains it fucking pours...when GOd was handing out fallibility awards I was first in line waving my arms screaming pick me, pick me like it was a effin lottery or something ....booowhoo...
booowhoo and for future reference if you are hankering to try a lil bitty Asian beetle cause you might think they looky tasty...pass they taste like shit!

Messed Up Movies

2005-10-25T11:54:00.000-05:00

Okay I just had to share. I watched a really whacked movie the other day
this movie will blow your mind>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Now that I thought of that one here is another one...if you are into that kind of thing.
This movie here is seriously messed up!

Okay and last but not least here is my final TO WHACKED TO WATCH ALONE film....

And for the love of Job please no squealing like a pig.............

I am by no means a film critic but these movies are simply FUBAR (fucked up beyond all repair)
Watch these and I guarantee you won't be driving on a road in the middle of Virginia or Arkansas at night ALONE.... EVER....

2005-10-24T07:43:00.000-05:00

Yuppers, this is what I did this weekend. I am not sure when I signed up for this whole Steve thing that it was included that he would get a free pack mule. But hey that's exactly what he got...or demanded which ever don't matter!...I ended up packing up and moving by myself needless to say My daughter and son's room this weekend.
We had dug some holes and cemented in poles for Travis to be able to poo in his own lil area and when I got to the new house on Saturday, the neighbor (haven't even met this guy yet) had uprooted them and said that we had put them on his property (which we hadn't)...the lady I am buying the house from told me to call the police (does a person really want to start off a neighbor relationship that way?) So he comes over and starts chewing me a new ass (which I am thinking mine is already big enough thank you very much) and then I am really really really pissed, but the dude was doing it in front of my 7 year old and scaring her so I decided to bow down and leave. Steve goes there the next day and neighbor guy is out there and they have this pleasant conversation and yada yada yada...now me super super pissed, cuz the neighbor then lied saying that he didn't yell at me and that it was an 'accident' bout the posts yada yada yada...NEVER SEND A MAN TO DO A WOMAN'S JOB!!! So anyways to make a long story really short...the city guy is coming today and I hope neighbor guy is outside when he does...
I woke up this morning and I am really not feeling well, Gee I wonder how that could happen seeing as Steve is still sick and hasn't gone to the doctor and this dude in my Ethnics class always sneezes on the back of my head (YEAH GROSSSSSSSSSS) um and oh yeah has anyone ever heard of an EFFIN Kleenex? Apparently not!
Both the kiddies were late for school, which automatically puts me in a bad mood...oh Happy MONDAY....

2005-10-21T08:32:00.000-05:00

Pretty boring around here...My son is spending the night at a friends house and goes to his dads for the weekend. I have a paper I need to start writing but I need to pack some things...we are suppose to be in the new house on Friday...how that is going to happy I will never know. Steve hasn't packed a box, but my kiddies last nite did their own rooms which was STUPENDOUS!! I figure if I can kick it in the ass today and the rest of this weekend...I should have only a few worries left, which would be nice INDEED! So everyone have a supercalifragiclisticexpialodosious weekend....
Post Script: I did find a part time job which I start next week...let's see if Stretch Armstrong can stretch herself any thinner...they did come up with that doll for a reason you know...From now on I want to be addressed as Linda Carter, AKA: SUPERWOMAN, AKA: MIKEL, AKA: ME!!!!

Bad Hair Day

2005-10-19T06:33:00.000-05:00

Monkey DON'T do............ Note to self: When you are feeling loathing towards another human, mainly your husband...DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT, let him near your hair with hair dye.....boowhoo
boowhoo...needless to say I will have to dye my hair again this weekend because well my hair turned out almost black....lmfao not my nor steve's fault...(although I wanna blame him really really bad) The box said dark brown (which is my hair color) but when I started putting it on it was turning purple (NOT A GOOD SIGN) and after oh 10 minnie or so started burning my melon...so I start rinsing it out and it is black...I get the "OH MY GOD" I hate that and you just look really bad in that color....Thanks hubby for the support....Another note to self...when Stevie Poo is sleeping gonna whack his last remaining hair and tell him how SESY he looks...I have learned also in this relationship never ever to ask if I look fat in a certain item...he will just confirm my initial thought and say, "Yeah, I you do".
I shouldn't complain I am not going to do anything about it at this time but it sure makes me feel better....sigh....what a vicious cycle people....If I had one ounce of wisdom to pass on to anyone that gave a shit I would say LIFE IS TOO SHORT to put up with this kind of bullshit...but then I would also be a hypocrite because here I sit...Monkey see Monkey DON"T do..........

DoDoDooooooooooooo

2005-10-18T07:29:00.000-05:00

Okay if you hadn't figured this out, I am having some HUGE issues here...My family has mistaken me for...yes that's right....SUPERWOMAN....
I was informed last nite that I have to start prioritizing my life....that is because I am getting no help and nothing is getting done around here unless I DO IT...and Steve this person that I should have RAN FAR away from 10 years ago, says it should be in this order....
1.)God
2.)kids
3.) Family (him I assume)
4.)Self
5.)homework (school)
Okay people do you notice anything really strange about this line-up??
FUcking ASSHOLE...yes I said it and I will continue to say it!!
We live in a farming community and we were driving by the "harvesting" the other day and STEVE good ol Steve says...."Look there is a corn tractor" what in the EFF is a corn tractor??? I correct him by saying gee Steve that is a COMBINE....he wasn't pleased......who cares?? My wonderful husband also says I don't contribute enough to this household (financially) so wants me to find a job in between everything else....what in the HELL??
I should give everyone a little history on Steve and Mikel...sittin in a tree....NOT k*i*s*s*i*n*g....first comes baby, then comes marriage, then comes love in this marriage....
What I didn't know was Steve has some serious ass issues...and therefore when we got married I then developed these serious ass issues...
He drinks (well not for 2 years...keep your fingers crossed) he is a religious nutball (yes a bible thumper) he has some whacked out ideas about what the "woman's" role is in a marriage...and when it comes to fight or flight he flies...yes he does...not stick around and fight for something hell no...clean out the bank account and leave everything and everyone like they don't exsist. I think he is lazy...but he does work 2 jobs...which apparently entitles him to do NOTHING else when he is done....HOLD UP... THE WORLD STOPS WHEN STEVE DOES....give me a fucking break....
2 summers ago Steve and I were going through divorce proceedings...almost made it too dammit...2 weeks before it was going to be final (me being FREE) we decided...yes lets try this vicious cycle one more time....for the kids....excuse me people the kids can see what is happening here..............AND NO IT ISN"T PMS....that is what he says when I get a lil pissed....never ever could be something inside of me needing to get out.....NOOOOO it is someone or something else's' fault.....one more example before I am off to start my day................I asked Steve what he had sacrificed in this marriage to be with me and to be a family....after quite a few minutes he says you know I just gave you my hamburger and that was a sacrifice to me............HELLO...............

2005-10-17T08:05:00.000-05:00

It seems like it would be Friday, since I didn't get a damn thing done this weekend. I take that back I got some things moved to the new house, but I have TONS of homework to catch up on and I didn't get it done. WTF...no one in my family likes chance and with me in college it it causing major rock blocks all over our lives. My mother is unrelenting, says I am trying to faze her outta my life, my sister says basically the same, and then there are the kiddies I spawned, they don't complain too much cuz they live with me and know it would be better to keep that to themselves. Steve now that is a whole different story. He is still sick mind you and 33 years old, I can't force him to go to the doctor, he is worse than one of the kids that way. What the hell do I have to be everyone's MOTHER???

T.G.I.F.

2005-10-14T13:51:00.000-05:00

That's right thank you lord!...This weekend I gots to pack more...write another paper...and do more and more homework. But this is the first weekend in months that my husband doesn't work, so I feel torn...My son's last football game is tomorrow....HOORAHHHH...sick of freezen my ass on them der bleachers....burr...what am I gonna do when it is artic cold here? cry and freeze my tears to my cheeks? well nothing new in my world so all I have to say is have a nice weekend and be bad...be very bad...te he te he te he

Oh Glorious Mid-Terms

2005-10-12T15:08:00.000-05:00

Hello people...it is HUMP day and yet again I ain't humping...so not fair...I have realized that I need to spend less time on this damn puter and more time studying...Retarded to say the least...how and the hell do people do this ALL THE TIME?? To say I am struggling is an understatement. But I am always hard on my self so it could be I am just fine and being a big puss about this whole college thing. Here is the run down on my tests if anyone gives a rats ass
Intro to Film-A
English Comp A and B
Antropology F (but have gotten all the quizes and papers in with full credits)
FYE- dunno
Ethnics- Mid-term today (feelin sick bout that one too)
Intro to Law A
My only excuse is that sometimes I like the smell of PineSol....lmfao I am kidding people...I don't know what happened with the Anthropology...(it is my minor) OUCHIE MOMMA...
Now again would be a good time for group prayer....take a moment now for me...please!!

Playing with the Blog

2005-10-11T11:25:00.000-05:00

Been messin with the Blog.
Took some stuff out.
Left some stuff alone.
That is my Hi-coo.

2005-10-11T07:36:00.000-05:00

I love this picture...if you look quickly at it, it resembles a black vortex of some kind...but if you stop and look a little longer you will notice that it is actually thousands of angels....AWESOME...
I finished my paper at about 1 am... WOOOHOOOO!! Next week is mid-terms....another WOOOWHOOO..this semester is almost half over...Today is my sisters birthday, she is 32...hehehehe...she will always be older and shorter than me...I promised her a cake, she wanted chocolate but I kept messing with her and told her I was going to make angel food, so now she was all excited for the angel food and I am making her devil's food...I am such a bitch!! I am generally a nice person, but I have an evil streak a mile long and sometimes I just gotta do it!! Then I feel so much better! Okay going back to bed...see ewes real soon

Sucker Tattoo on My Forehead

2005-10-10T20:29:00.000-05:00

That would be me...I will now have to eat crow also because yesterday I spent all day at the Mall of America. I now believe in HELL!! The Mall of America with 2 lil kids and my mother...there really is no good in this world...boo whoo boo whoo...now remember in my last post I told you I don't shop? Well I don't but both of my kids love to shop (must get it from their dads) So they were in lil piggy heaven. Mom oh mom I need this MOM OMG I so need that, this from my SON people. He is worse than a girl to shop with. I swear he caters way too much to his feminine side. So my feet still hurt and I am still in a bad mood all from yesterday....grrrrr. Whom ever invented malls needs to be shot!! I am trying to write a paper that is due Wednesday and I am having a mental block (this is nothing new). I found out I got an F on my Anthropology test...ouch....but an A on my Intro to law...see no happy medium in my world...I will just have to study harder for the Anthropology. My theory is that I have an aptitude for law because my family are all criminals so I am use to it...for really....cherrio..........

Money Money Money

2005-10-08T09:55:00.000-05:00

A while back I was talking about vices and I 'forgot' to mention just one itty bitty tiny one: Money. Money is the bane of my existence. We generally never have any for one, and when we actually do get some , it is gone like magic. Here one second *POOF* gone the next. My husband says we will never get it...I say we will, because we already are. I for one don't like money and seem more happy when it is gone. I think that is growing up poor, I have more resources to get by than Steve does. He just thinks that I have a spending problem, I don't know how I can, I don't go SHOPPING people!! Yes you heard me I don't walk malls or any of that, so I am not sure how I am the one spending it...go figure...When I shop that means groceries or what I can find at a garage sale...I dunno, hell maybe it is me...I say our bills are more than what we make and that is why we are broke...you don't have to be Einstein to have figured that one out. On the other hand we do own a car that we can't afford, but I really do need it to go to school...see the vicious cycle here? It is funny though I feel rich! I have a house over my head, clothes and shoes on my feet, I have 2 beautiful children that are healthy, I am able to have pets, what more is there???

Bats, Bats, and Yes More Bats

2005-10-07T06:23:00.000-05:00

The bats that have resided in the walls of my house for about 80 plus years are 'nesting'. I tried to sleep last nite but apparently one of the nest sites is directly over my head. Yeah real nice. Funny story about bats though, my sister lived out in the country in this run down farm house. She had 3 dogs and 4 cats, well the cats loved to snuggle with her in the morning and one morning one of the cats was feelin super snuggly and my sister is rubbing her face on it and all that and noticed that the cat's hair was a lil more prickly than usual and she opens her eyes and BAM she is snugglin a stinkin bat....Everytime I think of that story I laugh my ass off...I just can't imagine...too damn funny. My sister and I are Irish twins...she is 11 months older than me and also 11 inches shorter....no shit! My sister is short and I am tall hell I am the tallest in my whole family, aunts and uncles and grandparents included. I have one cousin that is close but not by much. I tend to pick on the midget so the bat story is one of my all time favorites. When I get my printer/scanner working I will post a picture of her and I...most people can't tell we are sisters even though we have the same coloring and all that jazz...go figure.
I started packing yesterday...I pick up the key today...because we are going to move a lil a day until we are done and hopefully we won't get too stressed out! Well need to get to class so have a nice day!

2005-10-06T07:29:00.000-05:00

No title today I couldn't think of something snappy, so screw it. I found a funny picture though...you gotta feel for this guy! Well I spoke too soon about my printer, it is possessed (like everything else in my life) It was hooked up yesterday and actually printed something, then I wanted to print something else and everything I had done disappeared *POOF*. Now it won't load, it won't print, it won't do a damn thing...boy kinda sounds like my husband...So I was unable to do my homework last nite and thus need to go to the library today (like I have nothing better to do). At the library here I have to pay 20 cents a page...now sigh and call me a tight ass...add it up if I need 100 copies that is 20 bucks...fucking tight ass Germans. I have to start packing, if I don't start now I will still be living here in November and that isn't going to happen...I am moving a whole 3 blocks from where I live now...those are the worst kinds of moves...once I had to move from a house, to the house across the street...that sucked! Well my day has started and I am still in my jammies...I need to kick it in to warp speed Scottie....

Wonder Why They Call it Hump-Day?

2005-10-05T06:28:00.000-05:00

I am not humping...so why call it that? Well kiddies I have had a super busy week and this is the first time that I have been able to write since the last blog...really!! Yeah well I had all them there tests and that shot-gun weddin and found out we were movin...yup uh huh...So now on top of everything else I have to start packing and be moved by Nov 1st. I am excited though because we are going to try renting it for about 4 months then buy....woooohoooo, i will actually be able to paint again. This new house will be a tad bigger than what we have and the same rent so that ain't bad. Plus it is BAT FREE!!!!!! YEs I don't need to listen to them M****r Effers and be told that they aren't really bats it is a rodent or bug. My ass....anyways moving right along. I do find out how I did on some of my tests today...that has made me a lil nervous. I bought a new printer, my old one was actin like it didn't like the taste of the paper. Out with the old, in with the new. SO I spent over 4 hours trying to load the thing (the old one left behind some garbage I couldn't get off the hard drive) So persistance does pay people!!!! I was just about to beat it senseless until my Sherlock skills kicked in and I found A master clue to decode the puzzle. sigh me so happy!!

New Chapter

2005-10-02T10:29:00.000-05:00

Do you know why I believe in God? Yesterday was D-Day for our family. My dad got married. When I went to pick up my sister, my daughter locked the keys in the trunk and the doors were locked aswell, I don't have a spare people!! I was thinking someone somewhere really had a sick sense of humor, until I realized it would have been better for me to stay home and some higher power was warning me. Well I am not sure if I told you people this but my dad was a recovering alcoholic and when he met precious began to drink again. He did stop about 6 months ago, but when we got up to his house yesterday he was drunk and slurring his words. Then his now shitbag wife promised that if our kids were in the wedding she would pay for their outfits, note to self, you can't trust the fucking devil. So I, being the least trusting of my sister and I choose to get my own kids clothes, so we wouldn't have pie in the face when there weren't clothes there on the day of the wedding. My sister says I am paranoid, I say, I plan ahead. Well she choose to trust the bitch and we get there and there was a shirt waiting, but gee whiz it was 6 sizes too small (NO JOKE)(this after calling me 4 times to ask the size). I ended up having to take my panicked sister to a store so her son wouldn't go nekkid. Now she says to me since you are going out you can pick up your dad's suit. What the fuck do I look like a fricken gopher? I am pissed but don't want to cause a major scene on her day. I go, like the good lil dog I am. We get out to the wedding site and some lady is handing out flowers with names on them, my sister gets hers and all of the kids then she is rummaging thru the 7 or so that were left and again she looks panicked (I can read her mind) and I said, "fuck it if they didn't make me one I won't wear one" My poor sister looks close to tears and I am just flippant because I knew that bitch would use today to further alienate me from my dad (wasn't too far to go) Then another woman pushes her way thru the crowd saying "I DID NOT FORGET ANYONE" looking down her nose at me, I say "well then lady where is mine? " she didn't know so they all scrambled to make me one from the left overs....you are thinking it has to be over soon right.........HAHAHAHAHAHAHA not on your life people...so we stumble thru the wedding and I get told because I didn't choose to do the locomotion (like a drunk idiot, making a fool outta myself) I was an asshole by my dad infront of my kids, and there is my hero, my 11 year old son said "my momma ain't the asshole here"....oh I forgot about the table decor...everyone in the family got a cutsie lil bag with some shit in them and on the bag everyone had a nice name on them in marker or colored pencil. I get to mine...you know it people.... black ball point pen. I was happy when I saw that in the bag there were mints, this meaning someone else thought the whole thing STUNK!!! The blushing bride got a nose bleed as well as my dad...gee I wonder what the odds of that would be... That is my story...I am starting a new chapter in my life and my daddy if someone should ask died a long time ago and his mourning has been severe....peace out..............

To Be or Not.....

2005-09-30T05:56:00.000-05:00

Hey all (whom no one really knows) I have been extremely busy this week. God-forbid with my husband sick THE WHOLE EFFIN world stops ya know. I made it unscathed (knock on wood) My daughter and her daddy were the ones this round. My son and I the healthy ones. Although my son twisted his knee I am not sure that constitutes being sick. Last nite I had another 'ride along' got to see my first Meth head in action and 1 speeder and 1 vandal. All in 4 hours in Mayberry....(in my Gomer Pyle voice) Well Schucks......
Today is the day, 2 major tests and 2 papers due. Shall she make the grade? Can we have a group prayer people? I hear that shit works, the massive number part anyways. I think I need all the help I can get. My lil brain feels like that dude in Hannibal Lechter...MMMM GOOD. Brain Anyone? ICKY POO POO. So my dad and it are getting married tomorrow. I called to see what time to be there (they are getting married at 4pm) and I was told whenever you can. Then My sister was told before 1pm because that was when pictures is. Now people this woman is evil. HATE is too good for this woman. SHE is BAD BAD BAD....I wonder if her ex-boyfriend that is living with them will be in the family photo too? My sister and I have an on going bet that the bitch will bring the dog and have her dressed up too.....DI's nick name is princess, why I have no effin Idea this chick is a Dominatrix person no PRINCESS!! ANywho she got Tiara's for the wedding party...Isn't that precious? When I was born and my daddy was holding me this woman wasn't even in kindergarten yet....doesn't that make it like robbing the cradle or something? Just plain gross!! nasty ass people! Well I gotta go to school....be bad people, be very bad

Shittin' in the Rain...OOPS...Singin I Mean

2005-09-28T10:21:00.000-05:00

It is rainin here in shitsville if you couldn't tell...Yes shitsville USA...come be a part of the wonderful world of offal...smells great here...and if you like dem bugs we got those too....I am tired and my whole family is sick and coughing all over me...then say gee Honey don't know why you are sick...I AM SURROUNDED BY STUPID PEOPLE...cry...sniffle...
My little tight end sprained his knee last nite and now he is gimpin around...he has a big game on Saturday but also note shithead dad's wedding to the shitbag fiance is Saturday and My Gimpy is in the wedding. The kids coach said gee don't you think he could miss it...I bout laughed myself outta shitsville and back into fantasy land...Yeah coach my son can miss his grandpa's wedding cuz the damn little league wants him in his whitie tighties...HAHAHAHAHAHA...did I ever mention my theory about INBREEDERS??
ANYWHO...Welcome to the Jungle...we've got fun and games....We got everything you want...Honey we know the names...We are the people that can findWhatever you may need... If you got the money honey...We got your disease...In the jungle...AKA SHITSVILLE USA
I need a nap...I am getting cranky....lol...not really I am just being a shithead which by fault is one of my mood swings!! Peace

For Mine Friend Goddess...

2005-09-27T12:30:00.000-05:00

In a perfect world...

Don't Know Much...

2005-09-26T19:26:00.000-05:00

Yes that would be FO sure...I have had an extremely humbling experience this week and I am sure that it will only get worse. (I have 2 tests on Friday). I have realized that I am not as smarty pants as I thought I was. Now I am not saying I think I am dumb or anything but I have been in for a rude awakening by far. And let me tell you, this week in history is filling me in!! I am really struggling in the one subject that I thought I was good at, and apparently she thinks the opposite. We shall see how well I do in my law and anthropology on Friday.
It has been pretty stressful around the homestead this week. Have a sick kid and hubby had to miss work today. He is working 2 jobs while I am at college. The problem is that with him gone and me gone whom takes care of the kids, dog and cats and laundry and shopping and cleaning and and and and and and and...so I have been trying to keep up with my 18 credits and listen to his tirades...and do homework, study for tests, get son to football and BMX, and daughter to gymnastics...oh and did I mention that I have been doing my ride alongs for my lawenforcement major? And who has time for anything else? Oh and I been helping both the kiddies with their homework too....I use to say I was bored....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHa not lately....Toodles

Whiner

2005-09-24T08:32:00.000-05:00

Okay people here is the formal apology...I am soooooooo sorry for the raves the past few days...I normally am not a whiner...I pretty much grin and bare it. I can't imagine peeps just looking at this page and going damn this chick is a freeeekin whiner...people cover your ears....RUN!!!
I wanted to share my "ride along" experiences. For my Law Enforcement major it is mandatory to do what they call ride along with real police people. 24 hours in fact...which might seem like tons but think about it...crime isn't on a time frame and that is what you are there to see. It is interesting because I live in a town with just under 14000 peeps and the last murder was 20 years ago (which I remember and that is sad). So you could say there isn't a lot of crime...but the really really interesting part was I saw a kid cuss out an officer, I mean my ears were red this boy said so many colorful verbs...and this officer took it and took it and then told the lil prick to apologize and let him go. Now that officer gets the medal of the day...cuz if it had been me I woulda found some soap and make him wash that tongue pierce out!!! GO COPPERS....
I get to see what most people don't even think about...what these men in blue go thru day after day and for what? SO stupid people can go out and do it more and then tell everyone what assholes police people are and how messed up our system is. R-I-G-H-T.......
My sista from a different mother emailed me this bunny...I lovedededed it....
I was reading her blog then got detoured to another blog and I was extremely impressed. Just normal things a person should think about but probably don't. It was interesting because she had a Lazy Test...if you spent all day shopping and were exhausted would you, then the test but what was funny is that by rule I put my cart away ALWAYS...and 9 times outta 10 I end up putting some other lazy bastards cart away too!!! So I guess I passed the lazy test....woooohoooo
Now I am really going to be lazy and go re-write my fricken D paper in hopes that I can get it up to a C..............sigh i am not whining by the way I am stating a fact.........Have a Beautiful day PEEPers!!

Horse Shit DAY!!

2005-09-23T17:06:00.000-05:00

Well if you haven't figured it out yet....here's your sign ....that right there is genuine horse shit for a horse shit day. Today was the first time in my entire 31 years of living on theis earth, that I have received a D on a paper I wrote. Can ya believe it? I was in shock I still am...I also said something that was taken as a racial slur (which wasn't meant to be) but that was akward and now I feel like a real live horse's ass. Talk about depression at it's finest. I just need to go to bed and that looks like it is outta the question too...boowho boowho.......blow nose...snifffle......choke......cough........snort..........so if one gets a D on a paper does that mean they are stupid?
Sometimes I feel like I am an alien visiting and don't know what the hell I am doing. Today would be one of those days...somebody just put me outta my misery. HELP...lmfao...I will get it eventually ( I hope) but not today...today is just another day I get to kick the shit outta my self-esteem! Okay ANnie SIng it.........The sun will come out, tomorrow...Bet your bottom dollar...That tomorrow, there'll be sunJus' thinkin' about, tomorrow...Clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow'... Til there's none When I'm stuck with the day that's gray and lonelyI just stick out my chin and grin and say, ohhhThe sun will come out, tomorrowSo you gotta hang on 'til tomorrowCome what may...Chorus:Tomorrow, tomorrowI love ya, tomorrowYou're always a day away..........YEAH RIGHT>>>>>>>

How Come...

2005-09-23T06:42:00.000-05:00

Nobody is taking MY POLL?? How am I suppose to know these things if you don't take the poll? Gee Whiz, must I spell it out?
P L E A S E T A K E M Y P O L L!!! dammit

They call Me Doctor Love.....Shhheeeessshhhh NOT

2005-09-22T08:01:00.000-05:00

Well kids I just love this bunny! Yesterday I typed up another blog and wasn't payin attention and erased it all. Boy that bit the big you know what! If I could have went bonkers in the U library I would have. Anywho, I wrote about my vices or lack there of. I use to have more but nowadays I don't have many! I quit smoking August 1st (could you tell) Minnesota passed another $1 per pack tax and I said to myself, "Self, this is BULLSHIT" and quit cold turkey...YIKES, yes I did! It is all mind over matter and I am the boss dammit!! ohya my one big vice now is swearing....I just dunno, I like to do it, its funny though my husband can drop an f bomb and it makes him sound like a dork but I do it and it just turns into another word. I wonder what that means. It has become a problem around my home so I am trying to work on that too! Crappers pretty soon I won't have any vices and I will be Effin perfect, won't that be fun?? My dog needs to be in a group home for mentally disabled dogs! He is a spaz...he knows the neighbors yet everyday they seem new to him and he is vicious in his adventures...golly, he kinda takes after me I am very anti-social...GO-Figure!! He tried to bite me once...notice I said tried, and once all in the same sentence, that went over like a lead balloon, he hasn't tried since. Cute but stupid, kinda like my ex boyfriend. I sure can attract em......
Sumboobie has been pissin in the Gene Pool around here....I just found a wad of gum on the window sill. What the hell is that? My kids musta been dropped on their melons! You will notice I don't talk about them much...it isn't that I don't like them, I just don't want some weirdo out in Blogland to scope them out and all that...I could be paranoid but weirder shit has happened!! I love my kiddies...they are my sunshines... my only sunshines... they make me happy... when skies are grey... they will never know dears... how much I love them... please don't take my sunshines away!! There that somes it up....even though they are lil demons!! I suppose they are a product of me and I have been called lots of different names...Up until I was 5, I thought my name was U lil Shit...I know that sounds funny but as a kid it isn't so I don't talk to mine that way...EVER. I am quite an ENIGMA.....

Dreams

2005-09-21T05:47:00.000-05:00

I wish I had my own personal dream interpreter, this person would make oodles off me! I dream almost everynight. I do wonder though how much REM I actually get. I can sleep 12 hours at night and wake up exhausted. That can't be normal. Sometimes these dreams are so real, I have no idea that I am actually sleeping. My husband says I have whole conversations with myself. YIKES. note to self: that creeps me out!! Have I mentioned I am NOT a morning person? If I could wake up about 3 in the afternoon all would be good in this world. I use to like out in the country growing up, and the bus would come at 7 am, and our driveway was almost a mile long (yes I did have to walk that far) So I had to be up at oh 5 am or so. When I was a senior in High School my bedtime was 8 pm. I never thought that strange until after I left home, then it became instantly an irritant for me. 18 years old and in bed by 8 am. So even then I hated getting up. Partly too in the middle of winter it was fricken freezen and my stepdad would put wood in at 10 well by 5am it was burnt out and that was COLD. I don't like cold, my mother always said I was a foreign species or something, I live in Minnesota all my life and absolutely DETEST the cold. I always say the stork dropped me in the wrong state. I am not a coffee drinker (I think it tastes like ca-ca) maybe that is why I would rather stay in bed, who knows when someone figures it out let me know!
I am sitting here and I hear this noise: I have bats in my belfry!! I have called our landlord about this (we rent from our church). This guy knew this house is unliveable and yet they rented it out, nice church huh? We are members, ouch!!
My husband and I are stupid that way, we think people are like us and honest and try to do good, because then good things happen and all that jazz. Well NOT LIKELY!! If you know anything about bats if they are in your walls you are in trouble!! Their guano has some bad vapors in it and all that. Not the fact that they are loud and it is a lil freaky listening to them slither up the wall by your head, in the middle of the night. This house smells too, a mixture between mold and piss. We couldn't smell all this goodness until spring (we moved in here in January) all these little tid bits. Steve and I are hopefully moving in January (when taxes come). WOOOOOHOOOOOOO that would be awesome! This is a cute lil house but nasty, nasty, nasty inside!! Gotta get ready for school! Have a great day people!!

New Day

2005-09-20T08:00:00.000-05:00

It's a new day at 31. Who cares? I told my son last night that birthdays have just turned into another day on the calendar. I can't remember what was so special about birthdays in the first place! I had a funny thing happen to me yesterday. I had a best friend in elementary school and I would go out and stay with this girl for weeks at a time (says something about my home life growing up) anyways I ran into this girls mom yesterday and she says Happy Birthday. I was floored, I hadn't seen her in years and she remembered. My own dad doesn't care enough to remember his own kids birthday day but this virtual stranger does? What the hell, nothing new in the day and times of my life. I should write a book! Today is my mother's birthday. I was suppose to make a big hoopla about it but I didn't, I suppose I will get disowned for that too......like I care. That sounds horrible of me but like I said today is a NEW DAY!!

Happy Birthday to ME

2005-09-19T07:10:00.000-05:00

Well people today is my birthday. Sad! Yesterday my husband and I spent the day going thru his grandparents things. His grandpa died in July, on the hottest day of the year. The smell was horrible (nobody had been in his home since). This man was also a pack rat which made it all the worse, 95 years of collecting proved to be a very interesting day!
Have I said my dad is getting married? Yeah he is, on October 1st. I don't talk about him too much. His soon to be bride is 6 years older than me. It is funny, I never thought about age with any couple until I met this woman and it happened in my life. I have already been removed from the wil,l so what is left with that relationship (kidding, it was never about the money or lack there of!!)? Everyone wants to pretend it is alright for the wedding ,but I am sure after the 'blessed' event it will go back to the way things REALLY are! The first time I met the soon to be 'step-mother' I wasn't impressed. She has a drinking and drug habit, no wonder her and my dad hit it off! She is a liar and manipulator (which I caught her in but I suppose that is why someone already came up with the saying love is blind!) Anywho, my sister and I's pictures started disappearing from the house, as well as our kids, I knew that was a bad sign. Those pictures got replaced with her dogs! I am not kidding!! I think what bothers me the most about this whole situation is that my dad was having back surgery and he is a diabetic and alcoholic and drug user, so that made it very dire for him to even have the surgery and he must have known something was wrong because he revised his will and what not. He had the surgery and his "precious" didn't come see him once in the hospital, then continued to call him drunk when he got home, because he wasn't spending time with her! Who took care of him...ME, but then who else would? Okay here is the OH MY GOD something is whacked part: In their current home their lives a family: with Mike (my dad) Lady Di (no shit that is what they call her) Claudia (the mutt dog, that is their daughter) and Jay (the ex-boyfriend to the lady Di). I am serious. I was told that Jay missed the dog (that had been his and Di's daughter together originally) so he had to move in. I cringe to think I would actually fit in on the Jerry Springer show!!
Maybe another time I will get to talk about my mother.........my life is tragic and I am trying my hardest to stop the cycle and do something different, so my children don't turn out as fucked up as me.
Some other time I will go into my life a lil more, but not today because today is MY birthday and I don't want to be depressed!
Happy Birthday to me!!

Humor me

2005-09-16T18:23:00.000-05:00

I needed some humor, so I am sharing, aren't I nice? As you can see, I am one sick chicka!

Tired

2005-09-16T05:53:00.000-05:00

I laid in bed most of the night wondering why in the heck I was wide awake. I hate when that happens. I don't know why it does, but it does to me. So I get to listen to all of the wonders of the night and the insistent barking of the damn dog next door and the crickets and the fan that my husband just can't live without! Then I think about 4 am I might of dozed off to the nightmare of my ex-best friend doing my ex-boyfriend. Boy I am thinking that my subconscious is working just a tad over-time. Did I mention I had to get up at 5 or so, I have class this morning. Well let's see how no sleep and English Comp, Anthropology and Law work together. Oh happy day, oh happy day. I missed a meeting yesterday (I had forgotten my son had football practice, and I live oh about 40 miles away from where I was suppose to be) and got chewed out online by this girl. I say girl because she is a lot younger than myself. What ever happened to respecting your elders? I made a mistake. People act like when you go to college you should have some flippen invisible knowledge of what you are doing and how to do it. It is simply unreal!! I hope in the future someone isn't as hard on this chick when she is feeling the whole world is resting snuggly between her shoulder blades and one slight move (insult) will result in catastrophe. I am so glad she is perfect, maybe she could say hello to Jesus for me!

Sad Sad Truth

2005-09-14T16:43:00.000-05:00

I know that I wrote already for today but I needed to write this before I forget it. Too damn funny by far. Today in First Year Experience we were assigned to go around campus and find certain landmarks. The idea was to aquaint the kiddies with campus and what not. Well I got Saul whom seems like a very nice gentleman. Born in England moved to South Minnepolis a few years ago, also has that awesome accent. Well one of the land marks was "art" outside one of the buildings. When I say art there were 5 extremely large black balls shaped in an arc. Well folks I couldn't resist and started singing...My balls are always bouncing and my balls are always full...I've got the biggest balls of them all. The few people that were out there looked at me like I was nuts and then I realized this song by AC/DC came out before they were even born. And it was one of those moments that I realized just how old I am getting, where I sing lyrics to a classic song (classic to me) and no one knows what the heck I am saying. Sad sad sad

Things that make me go what the hell?

2005-09-14T05:48:00.000-05:00

Why is it that when you talk to God you are praying, but if he talks to you your schizophrenic?
Ever wonder why there is only one shoe abandoned on the side of the road? Where the hell did the other one go? And does that person realize that they lost it?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
How come airplanes aren't made up of that "little black box" stuff?
Why is there a book out there telling people how many mice legs and cockroaches are allowed in chunky peanut butter? Who in the hell wants to know that?
FYI, for that matter go for creamy for some reason the FDA doesn't allow a lot of spare parts in that kind but they do in chunky, what that hell is that?
How come people can talk to themselves and that is okay but if you answer yourself back that makes you nuts?
Ever wonder about the smoking and non-smoking sections in restaurants? Kinda like a pissing section in a swimming pool.
I have WAY more delusions but I need to get ready for school. One last one before I go: why is it that when you meet someone you love them madly for who they are and what they represent but the minute the wedding ring is on you try to change every damn thing that made you love that person in the first place?

Bookmarking

2005-09-12T20:02:00.000-05:00

I am new to this bloggin! Could someone tell me how to bookmark a blog I like? Is there a way......
Pretty please with sugar on top........ let me know if you would be so kind!

www.yourchillin.com

2005-09-12T17:43:00.000-05:00

The World's Shortest Whatchamathingy

2005-09-11T17:43:00.001-05:00

Your Personality Profile

You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.
For you, comfort and calm are very important.You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong.

Okay this was a lil freaky. Some personality test I took, picked this ugly picture, why? Who the hell knows! I am a freak that way, but ironically the conclusion fit me to a "T". Now that there is some strange chit!!

Off to Church I go

2005-09-11T09:06:00.000-05:00

I wonder if God spoke to one of his disciples and said, "to hear the word you need to sit on a hard seat, for well over an hour, listen to someone who's voice is mono-tone, try to stay awake and listen to what is being said about me." For some reason I doubt it! Yet my husband insists that to talk to God or hear him we have to do it in church......simply amazing. Talk about peer-pressure, I want to stay home and do homework......but here I sit in my 'Sunday best' waiting for him to get done so we can go.

My Family

2005-09-10T09:23:00.000-05:00

Well this is the family. You will notice that we are not all together in one photo...yeah well one of us has to take the darn picture you know! Anyways this was taken last summer in the UP. We actually lived in Green Bay, Wisconsin for about a year and the UP was about 3 hours away so went there one weekend. It was a mess because my husband and I never plan ahead and packed up the kids and went. Well it just so happened that weekend in the UP was a national fishing contest and every hotel for 200 miles was booked. So we were resigned that we were sleepin in the car. At the tip in a town called Egg harbor we saw this lil shanty of a motel on the edge of this pinnacle. We thought what the heck pull in and they had one cancellation. Was the softest bed I have slept on. But that is usually what our vacations consist of MAYHEM!!

2005-09-10T09:20:00.000-05:00

Mikel and Kiddies

2005-09-10T09:19:00.000-05:00

Steve

UM.......Yeah

2005-09-08T14:09:00.000-05:00

Someone please remind me when I am doing my schedule for next semester, that 5 classes in one day might be a really really BAD idea!! In my infinate wisdom I thought hmmmmm... do 5 then get the next day off, you couldn't possibly go wrong. HAHAHAHAHA well if anyone cares that idea really isn't the right one! I end up sleeping the better part of the morning away. And I am still getting up for my kiddies and do all my other "wifely" things I need to get done, plus one can't forget the homework for those 5 itsy bitsy lil classes. Who are you and what happened to Mikel? I am not sure I remember why I wanted to go back to college...Am I complaining? Heck no I am really just over stimulated! I will tell you again in a month how my schedule is going and I bet it will be way better!!

End of Summer

2005-09-07T06:30:00.000-05:00

Well my summer is technically over. Where did it go? I was so pre-occupied with worrying about college that I don't know what the heck happened to June, July or August for that matter. Both my kiddies are now in school, as well as I. That leaves for one extremely busy household! Speaking of kids I need to get them up for school........oh happy day!

Off to School

2005-09-06T08:00:00.000-05:00

Just dropped my daughter off to school...what a vicious cycle! Kids drive you nuts all summer long and there I was getting miffy that my kid was starting the 2nd grade. My son doesn't start until tomorrow so I have one last day of summer with him. He didn't seem too excited about that. Now he is in the 6th grade he thinks he knows everything and mom's are really starting to get annoying to him. Hope everyone had a great weekend!!

I almost forgot...

2005-09-04T18:34:00.000-05:00

My name...some will look at it and think I am a man, but alas that isn't so! My mother is cruel and thought it fun to 'experiment' in the early 70's. My father on the other hand flipped out so thank goodness for small mercies...My name originally was suppose to be pronounced Michael but my daddy said, "Can't give the girl a boys name" so he made my mother change the pronunciation to Ma-kel. So that is the mystery behind my name. Sometimes my dad really is my hero!!

Hmmmmmmmm....

2005-09-04T12:18:00.000-05:00

I am trying to understand how to use this site so please bare (bear) with me...I am more interesting than this! Really I promise!

Is this suppose to be easy?

2005-09-04T12:16:00.000-05:00

Should be... I figured out how to put a picture up...WOOOOHOOOOO!! There is Travis the dog. I will put up my other family later when I get a better grasp of how to do this. Isn't he cute? He eats his own poop though which is really discouraging when it comes to him giving kisses.

The Inner Workings of me......are there any?

2005-09-04T12:15:00.000-05:00

I am trying to relax this weekend but it isn't working! I babysat the neighbor kids, 3 of them. It was highly entertaining for a Saturday night (NOT). But they never wanna go home, that just doesn't seem fair. All 3 of them want me as their mom they say, but mine they tell them NO NO NO. Is that normal? Probably, that old saying you don't know what you have until it is gone......